Mackin Muffins 

When two sexy women ingage in oral stimulation mouth to vagina

Angel and Hannah had the look of two hot chicks that have been mackin muffins.
vjaygo downeat pussylick a likesrubbing it up

Mackin Muffins by RonRex May 7, 2010

Squashed muffins 

Used as an insult for a girl who is flat

Is very offensive

Boy:”wow she has some squashed muffins”
Girl:”Bitch wtf”

Squashed muffins by Gduashxhwi June 11, 2020

Cuttin' Muffins

Farting. A cute slang for warm little toots, normally done in private or secretly released in the corner so as not to draw attention. First usage in midwestern households as a way to innocently refer to farts in a polite and G-rated manner. The term was popularized by the character BRAK in his epic "I love Beans" song from the show 'Space Ghost Coast to Coast' on the Adult Swim network. (Search: "I love Beans by Brak song") Often, women are thought to "cut muffins" but anyone who has ever LIVED with a woman knows that women do not cut muffins, they release toxic clouds of mustard gas. Only little girls and little boys (and cute pets) cut muffins. In short, to "cut muffins" is to flatulate in subterfuge.

Look at Jeremy over there in the corner pretending to be interested in that painting, ha, bastard is just over there cuttin' muffins. That whole corner is gonna smell like death for the next hour...

Cuttin' Muffins by Roblox OOOF noise guy April 20, 2022

Jazz Muffins 

Really round perky tits

She took off her bra and her Jazz Muffins wobbled and were so firm and perky.

Jazz Muffins by Muckyfingers82 September 18, 2023

enjoy the muffins

The over all pleasure of oral,taking your tongue swirling it in a variety of different movements,from many positions, feeling that you can't have enough of it.

I finally got to enjoy the muffins of this girl i was really into and it was the best

enjoy the muffins by yea me 2 January 3, 2015

Roughing Muffins 

Two or more females engaging in an act of mutual genital "enpleasurement" through the act of vaginal gyration and it's resulting friction.

Dem fine bitches be roughing muffins in my bed!

Roughing Muffins by dptoot February 28, 2009

Nigger Muffins 

Challenging a persons outlandish / far-fetched story. Once challenged, story teller must respond to it right away. (No Nigger Muffins = True Story , Nigger Muffins = Lie/False Story)

If storyteller claims "No Nigger Muffins" and is found have lied intentionally, storyteller may be kicked in the scrotum by all who witnessed it (one kick per witness).

Drew, "The other day my boy got hit by a truck and lived!"
Ebo: "Nigger Muffins"
Drew; "No Nigger Muffins, however he is in a coma."

Nigger Muffins by A-Rotolo May 12, 2008