poor man's crack 

Adding extra nicotine to a cigarette in order to get a high similar to meth or crack. This is very dangerous and nobody should do it. Ever. Of course meth and crack are both very dangerous anyway, as is smoking, so nobody should do those things either.

Joey was using poor man's crack, so after he got done tripping balls he had to go to the emergency room for his chronic dumbassitude and dicketry.

poor man's crack by cbubbles40 June 19, 2011

Poor Man's Jacuzzi 

When you and your girlfriend are in the bathtub, and she is laying back on you. Then you fart real loud letting the bubbles go up her back.

My girlfriends sore back felt much better after the poor man's jacuzzi I gave her to sooth it.

Poor Man's Jacuzzi by Sick Mike August 16, 2009

Black Man's Limousine 

The citybus

my yugo is in the shop lets take the black man's limousine.

yeah lets ride it to frogtown and lets hear you call it that down there ya bigot!
shut up hippie

Black Man's Limousine by cacapoopoo pee pee pants September 18, 2010

Bell's Man-ladder

When two existing all-male human centipedes are further sewn together at the wangs using a space-docking arrangement, thus forming an easily climbable rope-ladder like apparatus.

We threw Trav's gay porn on the roof to stop him being such a fag, but he just built a Bell's Man-ladder to climb up and get it.

Bell's Man-ladder by NormB November 11, 2011

woman's man 

A woman's man is a male that is has empathy, affection, support for all of life's activities that women experience. They make good partners and are usually family oriented. Women naturally appreciate these types of men as equals and feel a general sense of equality within relationships.

Having a general appreciation and love of women. May include having extra-ordinary sexual attributes that are appreciated by women.

A women's man is comfortable partaking in activities with women other than sex. Women's men defend woman's rights. A woman's man does not see women as weaker, dumber, or inferior in any way.

woman's man by material man October 3, 2013

Muscle Man's day

On December the 11th, every person should tell "my mom" jokes

Person 1: I'm gonna participate in Muscle Man's day this year
Person 2: you know who else will participate in Muscle Man's day? MY MOM

Muscle Man's day by Mitch Sorenstein December 10, 2020

Smart man's liquid nitrogen 

Smart man's liquid nitrogen is dry ice mixed with 1,1-Difluoroethane. The boiling point of 1,1-difluoroethane is -11.29°F (-24.05°C) while it's melting point is -178.6°F (-117°C). The sublimation point (the point at which a substance sublimes, or goes from a solid directly to a gas) of dry ice (solid carbon dioxide) is -109.2°F (-78.46°C). Smart man's liquid nitrogen stays at around -78°C as long as you keep supplying more dry ice. Then the dry ice runs out and it heats up until it reaches -25°C where it becomes homeless man's liquid nitrogen. Then the 1,1-Difluroethane (can be found in computer duster) slowly boils away until it becomes gaseous 1,1-Difluoroethane. You can keep chemical reactions cool with smart man's liquid nitrogen and once it becomes homeless man's liquid nitrogen, you can use a funnel and a plastic soda bottle to store the liquid difluoroethane under pressure and label it and put it in the lab freezer.

I kept my chemical reaction extra cool with smart man's liquid nitrogen.

Smart man's liquid nitrogen by HawaiianPunch1 September 3, 2023