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The Magician 

The derogatory act of having "doggie style" intercourse with a girl (or boy), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"
Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.
The Magician by zeroe October 5, 2006
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Magician 

1: A party entertainer who amuses party-goers with small feats of slight of hand.
2: A true practitioner of magic. A lost art in today's world.
1: "That magic trick you did at the party last night was awesome!"
2: "That man is a true Magician in every sense of the word. His spell was perfect."
Magician by ILTKid November 19, 2011

short sleeved magician 

When you can see what's coming.
"So...Frank called me on my birthday, and then he asked me if he could borrow some money."

"Frank...That guy's a real short sleeved magician
short sleeved magician by abyssion8 February 25, 2010

Magician 

a powerful and stunning individual who takes all your fears away & replaces it with magic and happiness. These individuals are brilliant, intelligent and extremely attractive, yet they are very humble and heal without you even realizing. They exude an aura of enchantment and use affection as their wand. Very lovable and easy to fall in love with. They are wonderful individuals who make a lasting impression in your life. Extremely rare to encounter so pretty please consider yourself very blessed if you have one in your life.
person 1: today all my fears went away when i met Dr. Jake
person 2: my gosh, he must be a Magician.
Magician by cadburydairymilk July 5, 2010

black magician 

The act of someone black putting a dick in someone so fast it looks like it just dissapeared
He is so talented I think he's a black magician!

Magician Yuke

Pen name taken up by an asian female. Aside from writing, she is a fledging artist, specializing in monochrome works. When drawing, she favors mechanical pencils, black pens, permanent markers, and india ink.
Have you seen Magician Yuke's latest artwork?
Magician Yuke by Sophia August 14, 2004

maths magician 

someone very dedicated to the stimulating world of maths.
someone who searches up equations in their spare time on the internet.

originally it has been claimed the word was first used (locally at least) by james prattent during one act of very outstanding number crunching, however since Christian Holmes has laid claim to it. He is simply out for glory and a place in the chronicles of history.
wow i never knew numbers could be so arousing, he certainly is a maths magician.

he rooted a negative number! What a maths magician

i stopped hanging around with him once i realised he was a maths magician
maths magician by pratty April 12, 2006