Studded Landmine
Studded Landmine by MyMainManSlinky November 9, 2017
Get the Studded Landmine mug.
Mental Landmine
A cute girl u think is normal and hook up with only to realize she is screwed up in the head. they are virtually undetectable at first glance. Red flags include; talking about her father when she is naked, weird fetishes, asking what number personality you are, if she tells you she is psychic or compares her psychic abilities to others, etc . no matter how hot she maybe be aware of the possible mental landmine that can/will ruin a perfectly good hook up.
A: I just hooked up with Halley
B: Good Shit she was cute.
A: Nah, she started crying about her body issues and her horoscope halfway through sex. Totally ruined it for me.
B: now that's a Mental Landmine
B: Good Shit she was cute.
A: Nah, she started crying about her body issues and her horoscope halfway through sex. Totally ruined it for me.
B: now that's a Mental Landmine
Mental Landmine by juan the don October 6, 2010
Related Words
Ukrainian Landmine
Taking a crap in a person's slippers so that when they put them on in the morning, the landmine goes off.
Ukrainian Landmine by El Gringo the third March 8, 2009
Urban Landmine
The booby trap left behind when your dog defecates on the sidewalk and his stool is the same color as the concrete.
Walking through Canton, I'm usually very careful to avoid all the dog shit, but every once in a while I get caught by an urban landmine.
Urban Landmine by UrbDickler June 12, 2011
polynesian landmine
polynesian landmine by PenisChoker69 August 12, 2017
Social Landmine
People that seem to be planted at every event, bar, joint birthday party, mall, cousins friend's bbq, happy hour, etc that you were maybe friends with for a day but since have to navigate around every time you see them to avoid wasting another long pointless convorsation that they for some reason want to have.
"I went to Kells last night and there were SO many social landmines in the way that I didnt even get time to take a shot with Laura. I was too late, Dan and Kate both got me."
Social Landmine by KDDANCEPARTY April 21, 2009
$150 landmine
damn yo. i got me some 150 jordans...for no damn reason. yeah yeah i know my kids aint ganna be eatin for the next 2 weeks but fuck em, nigga i had to get them jordans. now i'm finna go to the club tonight and I-WISH-A-NIGGA-WOULD step on my jordans($150 landmine) its ganna be on in this motha fucka
$150 landmine by Feel J Akir July 1, 2006