Lala: pronounced lah-lah or lar-lar
A rare species of
elephant penis that is eaten as a delicacy when the Ramsleydales come round for
afternoon tea on a Saturday afternoon. (See
Elephant Dick). May also be eaten on Fridays, but this is only accepted in the 3 northern states of Niguara.
Common Misspelling: Lalaa. This is in fact a form of the traditional Crashbanian war dance, originating in South Africa.