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A Josef is simply losing your keys. Over and over again. On a weekly basis.
Person 1: Oh my God, I've lost my keys!

Person 2: Person 1 is pulling A Josef.
A Josef by ithinkiwonder April 9, 2008

sir josef 

a man of great power, someone who has great love for the muffin man, and has sex with Siamese twins 3 times a day behind a McDonalds.
sir josef by eddie2517 December 24, 2008

leah josef 

Oh my god! It‘s red ball - leah josef!“
leah josef by jessika772 August 20, 2018

Mikolas Josef 

Mikolas Josef, a Czech god. With a jawline that can cut steel. Abs that can wash clothes. Always stays hydrated. Pancakes lover. Steady plenty motherfuckers hater. GREAT singer, i suggest listening to Abu Dhabi. thx for reading.

"yo, what's up?"

-Mikolas?
-Mikolas.
-MIKOLAS!
for any mention of Mikolas Josef
Mikolas Josef by teammiki March 30, 2019

Mikolas Josef 

Mikolas Josef is an amazing and lovely czech guy. His second name is «A Walking Meme». He's very hard-working that's why he always serves bops. Mikolas Josef loves his fans and he treats them with kindness. Also he likes to use the word "soon" which translated to miki-language means either in 2 years or NEVER. His favourite emojis are 🍑👋 (don't ask why)
Example 1: Ugh i wish i was a Mikolas Josef

Example 2:

Mikolas Josef : new music is coming
teammiki: when?
Mikolas Josef : sOoN
teammiki: *plays spongebob one eternity later time card*
Mikolas Josef by @mikolas.alb June 18, 2019