Circuit-jammed 

When a human being or other intelligent entity encounters anything, usually idiocy of some sort, of such qualities and proportions that they are unable to make the least passing sense of it, leaving them in a state of internal cognitive conflict such that they find themselves dead in the waters of the intellect.

The speakers words left her in a state of circuit-jammed paralysis.

Circuit-jammed by osan January 9, 2020

Jimmied 

v. screwed over due to someone else's competence

I was supposed to get out of work early, but I got Jimmied.

Jimmied by LuckyTruman July 24, 2010

Jammed 

The state of being a person is in having unrealistic expectations for their love life after watching Jim and Pam’s relationship on the office.

Bro I’m Jammed!

Your expectations are too high! Your Jammed!
I just finished watching “the office” and now I’m Jammed!

Jammed by @sarahbellaweasley July 17, 2019

jammed 

The act of being under the influence of any powerful opiate.
Can be and many times is used to discribe oxycodones effecs but can be used to describe the effects of almost
Any opiate that will give you a good hard high. In boston this also
Is used to describe the high achived after using heroin also. You get the rush when you inject after the rush you are jammed. Because you are so content with
Whatever you are doing at the time. Usually jammed would inclode being
High on weed in most cases. May also involve. Intake of benzodiazepines (xanax, klonopin , ativan ,etc)
I do not recommend mixing opiates and benzos it can easily become
Life threatening if the user is inexperiencnced or plain careless with doses of both
Drugs. So new england is jammed. Lol

"Ya after I shot that bag I got the other night the rush wasn't too crazy but i
Was JAMMED for like 8 hours that's good dope."

"Yo kid What's up. Ya I grabbed an 80 (oc 80) yesterday afternoon and just decided to snort the whole

Motherf*cker. I was soo jammed I never left my couch. Well except to get food

Ha ha. It was ill "
"wow what's wrong with that bitch. She just walked into a wall ? Hate to tell
You homeboy she is jammed uP. If I were u I would steer clear of her if
You like having money or anything valuable around. Her jamm habit is throgh the
Roof. I heard she switched over to sniffin that dope"

jammed by the syrynge slammer October 12, 2009

all jammed up 

1. To be constipated.
2. To be messed up or f'd up, or to mess with someone

"I need to take a shit, I am all jammed up!"

"Did you see that chic's nose it was all jammed up"

all jammed up by K-10 October 3, 2006

jammed 

1. Having an activity or pursuit intentially/unjustly hindered or prevented by someone else. Also see "jammed up."

"I would have made it to the NFL if I hadn't been jammed up by my High School coach."

jammed by BadboyBill April 1, 2004

jammed 

The slang word for when your fucked up on oxycotin (O.C.)

"That kid's so jammed on oscar's"

jammed by SQUANTUM August 26, 2004