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Hobbsing 

To elevate one's arm and then post it against a wall while somewhat cornering an unsuspecting female, this is usually followed by light conversation and unsuccessful mojo.
Dude, I totally saw you Hobbsing that chica, any luck?
Hobbsing by Kenny Loggins 1852 November 1, 2008

Do you like hobbies? 

Something you say during an awkward pause in conversation in attempt to start conversation. However this will just make the conversation more awkward and draw attention to the pause.
Person 1:"Yeah, that was by far the best Family Guy episode ever."

Person 2:"Yeah for sure."

Person1:"......."

Person2:"......."

Person1:"So....do you like hobbies?"

Person2:"Um? Yes."

Person1:"......."

Person2:"......."

Roy Hobbs 

Right fielder for the New York Knights
There goes Roy Hobbs, the best there ever was in this game.
Roy Hobbs by Wonderboy9 March 7, 2010

Hobbiskar 

A cringe simp with no idea of denceny and a person who will not get a girlfriend in million years so he just becomes gay.
death is better than living as hobbiskar
Hobbiskar by CalmLikeABomb88 August 14, 2021
Sliding into the insta dms
That guy's cute, I might hobes him later tonight
Hobes by SaltyRims December 9, 2018

Hobsession 

When what starts out as a simple hobby ends up controlling your life and leads to perhaps divorce or severely impaired ability to communicate. For example, Minecraft. Or having a pedigree dog.
Have you been to sleep since you bought grand theft auto? This is becoming an Hobsession.
Hobsession by cheesypeas December 14, 2013