Lacrosse Goalie Swag 

Knee high socks
colorful Sweat pants tucked into those knee high socks
Brightly colored head, mesh, and Lazer green shooters
Large arm bands
Brightly colored tape
and brightly colored shoe laces= really pisses the fuck out of attack men and middies

Attack man: "Man look at brandons Lacrosse Goalie Swag!"
Midde: "yea i really want to stab the shit out of him"

Lacrosse Goalie Swag by AquaHippo July 6, 2010

pullin the goalie 

another term for masturbation , or jackin off

Q: What are you doin tonight A: Nothin much just pullin the goalie

pullin the goalie by AntonioSancho August 23, 2006

Goalie mask 

Jizzing on a womans face in such a way that the ropes of jizz mimic the pattern of a goalie mask

Cara looked like John Vanbiesbrouck after 10 minutes in the bathroom with darr en. Gave ger that goalie mask

Goalie mask by Suggers March 21, 2016

Taint Goalie 

A person who defends their taint.

She wanted to get kinky, but he was playing taint goalie.

Taint Goalie by avbaisley September 3, 2009

playing without a goalie 

Having sex without protection, specifically for the purpose of trying to get pregnant.

Are you and your wife playing without a goalie yet?

playing without a goalie by cribbage guy April 28, 2004

pulling the goalie

When your significant other stops using birth control in order to get pregnant.

Dude 1: Hey, when are you and Rachel going to have a kid?
Dude 2: I ain't the one with the uterus. I'm gonna let her decide when she's pulling the goalie.

pulling the goalie by nicklby October 20, 2012

Colon Goalie 

A colon goalie is someone who does NOT like to have anal sex.

Guy 1: Hey man, are you a colon goalie?
Guy 2: No way dude!
Guy 1: Hahah, I never knew you liked it in the ass!

Colon Goalie by KillCam November 1, 2008