fidget spinner 

a device originally designed to help those with ADHD. unfortunately it has become the cancerous symbol of 12 year old boys

Person 1: Omg look at that little kid! He's playing minecraft!
Person 2: Dude, it's not cool to make fun of kids
Person 1: Hold up. He's got a fidget spinner too!
Person 2: Yea he's fair game

fidget spinner by | amazing grace | July 6, 2017

Fidget Spinner Masterbation 

When you lube up your genitals and then take out the middle bearing of a Fidget Spinner then slide it onto your genitals and spin it until you cum.

I'm gonna go do some Fidget Spinner Masterbation..

Fidget Spinner Masterbation by Salmon_Slapper May 24, 2017

Fidget Spinner 

A small plastic or metal object that sometimes has 4, 3, or 1 Bearing in it. It spins and can be dangerous if you are stupid.
It is a viral trend that has been going strong for a while now some people some people love them. At some schools, they have been banned for disrupting class and distracting students.

Dude 1: look that kid has a Fidget Spinner What a loser.
Dude 2: Yea I know right?
OR
Dude 1: Oh man look that kid has a Fidget Spinner It looks sick.
Dude 2: So cool.

Fidget Spinner by Random_Gamer20 June 23, 2017

Fidget Spinner 

An addictive toy used by both twelves year olds and millenials for easing anxiety, curing boredom, and inflicting autism.

I'll trade you my fidget spinner for a pack of gum

Fidget Spinner by Kristian Bail June 20, 2017

Fidget Spinner 

A stupid toy. A toy supposedly "to help kids with Autism and to relieve stress". Basically, a stress reliever but actually causes stress and distraction. Things kids will cry for. Plus they get bigger everyday.

MOM!!!! I NEED THE DIAMOND FIDGET SPINNER PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fidget Spinner by Stephanie061107 June 19, 2017

Fidget Spinner 

A social media trend that is claimed to cure the effects of ADHD but can cause the same thing too. It can also be used to make or show off to friends. The toy can create distractions and also can cause the effect of overspending on new spinners. These toys are most commonly used by autistic teens who want friends.

I have bought a fidget spinner so now I am going to bring it to school to show off and make new friends.

Fidget Spinner by Dis Iz Mah Handle June 20, 2017

Fidget Spinner 

AIDS

"I fucked a dude's asshole and now I have Fidget Spinner and am probably gonna die."

Fidget Spinner by Platipi June 3, 2017