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eggars school 

Massive shithole of a school. Created by some div 400 years ago since then has been run throughout the centuries by Mrs Danks. Sully the headteacher is "leaving" the school because the police busted his child trafficking operation. Full of chavs and battymen, do not enter the maths toilets unless you want to suffocate and die from vape smoke. Teeming with dickhead teachers, Mr Roach and Mr Brand are chill but avoid everyone else especially Mr Dance as he will chase you around particularly if you have dark skin. Generally good idea to not ever come here, Heath End is probably better which is saying a lot.
"What secondary did you go to?"
"Went to Eggars School, left me scarred."
"Eggars? My mate went there, some blonde cunt sparked him for no reason and the teachers put him in detention for blocking the corridoor while unconscious."
"I know right, it's so awful there."
eggars school by ShroomSalesman August 3, 2023
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Its a thing you say when talking to a person named Edgar.
You usually start a conversation with Edgar by saying "Hey Edgar" or sometimes just Edgar with a very British accent.
Then Edgar would usually respond with the same accent.
Person: Hey Edgar, give me 10 quid
Edgar: Sure thing mate
Hey Edgar by Tuxop October 15, 2020
The sweetest person you will ever meet. He's so caring and he remembers the little things. He's attractive, no doubt, and he has a great sense of humor. Edgar is the most amazing person on Earth. And I love him so much.
Edgar is af
Edgar by Kellybean ❤ March 8, 2015
nice guy. great friend.wont tell your secrets.trust worthy.funny dork.is very odd at times.fun to be around.wierd.like a big brother.over protective.
when my brother saw me talking to a hot guy he went totaly edgar on his a**.
edgar by kathywashere April 9, 2009
An amazing, caring guy with a big heart that he only shows to a few people. A lover not a fighter but will fight for the things he loves. Talented driven and confident. Hubby material
Te amo Edgar
Edgar by amri2244 November 4, 2018

edgar allen poe 

a man intransitive and transitive of inspiration, of spleen, author of several great works and pioneer of the detective novel, bidding adieu to the foul earth in 1849.
edgar allen poe by Chris Anthemahm October 19, 2003

Edgar Roni Figaro

A character from Final Fantasy VI. He has a twin brother named Sabin Rene Figaro.

Originally he has an alliance with the Empire, but is actually working with the Returners. After Locke brings Terra to Figaro and Kefka discovers this all ties with the Empire are cut. He fights alongside the Returners and specializes in machinary based weaponry. He's a bit of a ruthless flirt and tries to flirt with Terra but she doesn't understand since she's always been used as a weapon. After his father died he rigged the coin toss with his brother so that Sabin would win(he used a two headed coin). After Kefka takes over he is seen as Gerad(an anagram for Edgar) in the world of ruin leading a gang of thieves. He feigns ignorance to Celes and Sabin. Turns out he was using the thieves to get to Figaro which was stuck under the sands. Rejoins the party after Figaro is freed form under the sands.
Edgar Roni Figaro may be a bit of a lech, but he knows what has to be done to stop the Empire.
Edgar Roni Figaro by toeskater91 October 26, 2009