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used when joking about the act of stalking and killing someone who deserves it. arose from the popularity surrounding the showtime series "dexter," which follows the life of a vigilante serial killer.
"did you hear what he did?"
"yeah, we should dexter his ass."
dexter by aviotomato March 26, 2009
An amazing, shrimp lover, who loves to stomp on Hannah Montana Cd's. Also he owns his own labatory:D
(KissPoke)
Man, that's one cool jump on Hannah Montana Dexter xD
Dexter by .LaurenSyndrome. December 15, 2008
Dexter is one high pitched gay ass motherfucker. it is said that his vocal cords where removed when he was a child and replaced with a cat so whenever he tries to be cool and sing he cant because of how high his voice is. Dexter's usually don't get laid because of how miniature their dick's are, it is said that one time when was trying to have sex one day, when he took his pants off the girl screamed and said "oh my god, i'm not a lesbian" Dexter's are short, blonde and usually absolute cunts that go to some school called all shit or something like that.
Dexter : Hey wanna hear my singing?
Random guy: Sure, cant be that bad, right?
Dexter: SCRETVYDWUFBSHEJNFBWEQNIDEFBUEIN * really high pitched singing*
Random Guy: *goes deaf*
Dexter is a weird guy, but not in a bad way. Dexter is a cartoon lover and thinks that PlayStation is Gayyyyy.
"Dexter is very cool," Said Dylon
Dexter by CATNINJAKNIFECLAW October 3, 2019
The stinkiest man that has and will ever live, he emits an odor so strong it can kill a healthy male moose.... 3 times over. He usually isn’t the best at videos games, especially ones with skill like Minecraft, Among Us and especially Rocket League. He is an example on BO at its finest.
That guys sucks! He must be dexter!
Dexter by Yurmom420_69_dab November 13, 2020
A YEAH A WHOA OHHMANNGODDDAMM A YEAH
A WHAT OHH YEAH I DO A DEXTER A YEAH