derping 

scared and coughing

"I'm scared and coughing"="I'm derping"

-Call Me Kevin

derping by boreragnarog December 4, 2020

Derping 

Acting like a clown, friendly chirp. Someone who is being a weirdo and hates having a good time.

Jackson, quit derping around and have a good time

Derping by Theone3k1k October 9, 2021

derping around 

1. Verb - Aimlessly wandering when you could have been doing something useful.

1. Derp: Hey man, what were u doing in the market?
Herp: Nothing man. I was just derping around.

2. Mom: Stop derping around on Facebook and study.
Son: Shut up, woman.
Mom: WHAT DID U SAY??? Herp derp.. blah blah.. blah blah.... No XBox for a week.

Son: Okay...

derping around by gunslingerpro January 23, 2012

derping hour 

The time of night when your thoughts and actions are full of derp.

You forgot what color shirt you were wearing? Must be the derping hour.

derping hour by trilbydork August 2, 2012

Derping Out

A verb to describe the action of somebody or something that is acting in a manor that would cause somebody to think that they are mentally handicapped.

When Iryna fell on the floor and started laughing uncontrollably for absolutely no reason, Ryan and Matt mutually agreed that she was derping out.

Derping Out by NotBigSurprise April 15, 2011

Derping along 

1. To go about one's business.

2. To zone out and/or get lost in your own thoughts so gaze drifts.

I was derping along the other day and then WHAM, I got hit by a bus.

Derping along by rabydanimal February 26, 2011

Derping Shrimp 

A term used for the ultimate derp of all time.

So, I just found a cow in my sink yesterday.
You derping shrimp.

Derping Shrimp by LocalDerpingShrimp September 25, 2011