DDD 

Designated drug dealer.

At parties where the host knows many guests will want to purchase and indulge in illicit substances, they will call a person who they trust or have a connection to to be the designated drug dealer for the night.

Dave: You the DDD?
Greg: Yea, what do you need?

DDD by Cognidubnus August 14, 2011

DDD 

A rare form of dwarfism that affects only the penis. People with DDD can be expected to have 0.1-1 inches on their penis. No body likes

-Oi did you hear that jack has DDD
-Poor guy

DDD by Mexijuan October 19, 2019

DDD 

Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest

That’s the DDD comment I have ever heard. It’s beyond dumb and dumber—- straight to the Dumbest!

DDD by Major Thomas Randle October 31, 2018

DDD 

Dedicated designated driver. Those people who just love to be DDs now have a term devoted to them! They'll always offer to drive and make sure you get home safe.

"I gotta go be the DDD and go pick up my drunken brother."

"You mean DD - designated driver?"

"Nah, I do it so much they call me Triple D."

DDD by radmose September 30, 2011

DDD 

Designated Drunk Driver

When everyone is drunk and their is a designated drunk driver to drive everyone home.

As soon as Tom gets his head out the toilet, he'll be taking us home. He's the DDD.

DDD by nasnasir March 25, 2017

DDD 

DDD stands for destroy dick december, and what you gotta do is nut one time on the first of december 2 times on the second and so on until january. In total you will have to nut 496 times during december. WARNING: you may not feel your left leg after all the nuts. Seriously, it may cause harm.

Hey bob ! Today is the 31 of december, you said that you could hangout?

Sorry b, i can't, i still have 25 more nuts to go today, DDD is killing me.

DDD by Izevrydayvro December 5, 2017

DDD 

DDD is "don't dildo december" this is the month for girls, they cant use their dildos so they can't masterbait, this is like NNN but for girls, this month they cant use dildos, feburay they can't use their finger

girl 1 "hej wanna dildo me"

girl 2 "sorry, but you can't, it is DDD"

girl 1 "then finger me"

girl 2 "okay"

DDD by this is a salmon November 11, 2019