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Craigslist Creepin'

A term applied to the action of Creeping on Craigslist.

Methods of Creeping on Craigslist:
-Reading through Missed Connections and replying to ones that are obviously not you.

-Looking for the most pathetic looking person in the personals and hooking your best friend up on a blind date.

-Finding numbers posted by people who clearly don't know the dangers of the internet and re posting them under "Male Seeking Group Encounter With Several Other Men"

-Meeting people from the personals and making them buy you dinner and never speaking to them again.
Dude, I am sooo exhausted, I spent all day Craigslist Creepin'!
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craigslist mentality 

The belief that something on Craigslist is always listed at an inflated price, and you can bargain for a lower price. this also applies to a price that is too inflated by a seller thinking that their goods are worth more than they actually are. this usually results in no one being interested in what that person is selling.
I can't believe that Nicole is selling the broken-assed car for $24,000. he really has a craigslist mentality.
craigslist mentality by PixelJim February 11, 2014

Craigslist Couple 

Definition 1 : The most embarrassing thing that could ever happen to 2 human beings at one time

Definition 2 : A couple that do not go well together
Greg : So how did you guys meet?
Craigslist couple : On craigslist
Greg : ......

Greg : Dude did you see Samantha and Thomas, they were sharing a bagel bite
Bill : Yea, they are such a Craigslist couple

Craigslist Terrier 

A dog you bought off Craigslist for forty bucks or less.
People: My dog is a proper Labradoodle from a breeder outside Cincinnati. What is your dog?

You: Craigslist Terrier. Got him straight off the list.

Craigslist pony 

exactly what it sounds like-- person, male or female, that posts a personal ad on Craigslist to be treated like a pony.
Gabby: I answered that ad for a Craigslist pony yesterday.
Marissa: How'd it go?
Gabby: It was just some fat chick in stirrups. It was awesome!

craigslist hit and quit 

when a guy goes on a date with a girl from craigslist. the man goes straight to her apartment to fuck nothing else. then while he fucks her he cums. but doesn't pull out he cum's in her a then leaves her apartment.
also don't give your real or full name for this to actually work. also use a fake email address and run for the door

its the most genius thing ever and im gonna try it lol.
Lance: i went to morgan's house for a craigslist hit and quit and i blew a load into this girl.

david: wow man how did she react?

Lance: idk i was out the door when i heard the screaming.

Craigslist Killer 

One who is relentless at searching and negotiating great deals found on Craigslist. A cheap bastard that sells any kind of crap on Craigslist.
Phil: Hey Paul, where'd you go to remodel your kitchen?
Chris: Got it all on Craigslist for a couple hundred bucks.
Phil: No way, you da Craigslist Killer!
Craigslist Killer by TooSublime November 14, 2010