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Simon Cowell 

“look it’s simon cowell”
“i like that guy
“ya”
*punches paper towels*

Simon cowell 

Simon Cowell is not the following.

He is not:

Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully

He is:

A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.
Simon Cowell is a man of probity who portrays morals and decency.

Luke Cowell

A man with an abnormally large nose, he gets given sex bans by his partner, he also allows his girlfriend to cheat on him without any repercussions.
Luke is also a goalkeeper who refuses to play in goal
Luke cowell gets whipped by larna”
Luke Cowell by Abcdrfhajakxjcnncm October 19, 2021

Simon Cowell 

A Hot top. Secretly gay for David Walliams, one of the Bgt's judges.

Used when you're straight but gay for one person.
A: Wtf dude...are you Simon Cowell for him.
B: yeah kinda.

Simon Cowell 

Ugly fucking cunt I hate more than myself
PEOPLE I DONT REALLY LIKE
YOU
MYSELF
SIMON FUCKING COWELL
I REALLY SIMON COWELL
THE TWA-
Simon Cowell by CLEOELI December 6, 2021

emily cowell

Short but will never grow, very kind and a lovely person to be around. Very pretty but also very indecisive and oblivious.
emily cowell by pancakedr June 26, 2023