Warmer than a "Cosby Sweater" and more
fashionable than the "
Cleveland Steamer", the "Cosby Steamer" is for both
experienced freaks and novice sadomasochists alike; but not the faint of heart. A Cosby Steamer requires one to defecate on a partner's chest after consuming a chromatically diverse meal, thereby enveloping them in a multicolored shit-sweater. It's da puddig!
Though we'd eaten it all, Sarah's
sweet corn chili was
too good not to share, so when her
roommate came home we warmed her up with a hearty Cosby Steamer.