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brianna celentino 

She is the best thing ever to of happened in your whole life. She is cute,smart,funny, and has a great heart. She is not like any other Brianna, she will always make you smile with her voice, jokes, and talkative personality; even when you have suffered the worst in the whole world. Like your parents death; or your abusive family. She will always make you smile and leave you happy at the end of the day. She is loyal, honourable, friendly, and very easy to get along with. if she rejects you 99.9% of the time you won't have a second chance unless she really cares and likes you. Never make dumb mistakes around her for she is very smart and will dump you even if she liked you at the beginning. She has a great, wonderful personality and you can always be yourself around her. At times she can be silent and avoid you if you did something wrong. But if you talk to her she will tell you everything. She is the greatest person in the whole world and if she likes you; she will be your rock, friend, and never let you go, be by your side, and support you. If you find a Brianna Celentino and like her go for it. Even if she eventually rejects you; you will never forget her and will always remember even the tiniest and smallest times and moments you were together. Never let her go and always be her friend; if you do that you will eventually win her heart.
See that girl over there? No why? Never let her go? Why? She's Brianna Celentino and one of a kind! Yep! She is!

clementine 

"Hey, look at my clementine i just bought!"
clementine by bfj December 5, 2009

dementing 

1. To make someone go crazy or insane
2. A very fun and entertaining website www.dementing.com
1. Those lights in the sky are so dementing
2. Dude im bored ima go check out www.dementing.com
dementing by Ben November 11, 2004

clementine 

1. (n) An orange like fruit
2. (v) To have the fruit thrown at someone as a way to silence that person's words, actions, etc.
1.

Person 1: Yo, pass me a clementine.

2.
Person 1: Yo, Aaron just clementined me.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I was too loud for her and she clementined me bro.
clementine by ElChinito December 11, 2016

I ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱᴡɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʙᴀʟʟꜱ ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ʏᴏ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ 🕰️🙏🏻 ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴜ commenting ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ʟɪʟ ʙʀᴏ💀💯🔥 

I ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱᴡɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʙᴀʟʟꜱ ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ʏᴏ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ 🕰️🙏🏻 ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴜ commenting ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ʟɪʟ ʙʀᴏ💀💯🔥
I ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱᴡɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʙᴀʟʟꜱ ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ʏᴏ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ 🕰️🙏🏻 ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴜ commenting ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ʟɪʟ ʙʀᴏ💀💯🔥

Clementine(s)

1. the 4 most amazing people ever! L,R,A,N.
or

2. woman's boobs whose arent as big to be called melons but not to small to be called grapes. usually they are satisfactory, but some guys that are tools may not be satisfied.
Guy: dude... look at the clementine(s) on that girl.

Tool: ehh.. there not bigg enough for mee.