CAF 

Curious as fuck

"tell me a secret, because I'm CAF"

CAF by Mellymel24 July 16, 2017

caf 

Short term for "cafeteria", as in a high school.

"Where you eating today"
"The caf, I'll see you there"

caf by SillyStephanie October 20, 2017

CAF 

Abbreviation for Cringy as Fuck. Reaction to someone being extremely awkward or embarrassing. Used especially when someone tries to obtain sympathy, virtue seek, or live vicariously, through made-up anecdotes.

Story-teller: "...They told him that she killed herself and left a note saying 'I killed myself because you wouldn't date me, all because I wasn't your type.' The boy looked at her face and realized she was the most beautiful thing he ever beheld. He fell to his knees and cried 'Why?! I should have given you the chance!' The next day they found him dead in his bedroom with a note next to him saying 'You were right. You are my type. I'm sorry.' If you believe types don't matter, re-post and share this with ten other people or else a ghost will eat your face."
Reply: "CAF..."

CAF by Mimic22 November 22, 2017

CAF 

Cool as fuck

omg he's caf

CAF by Maddielol May 28, 2018

CAF 

CAF means Cute As Fuck so when you something cute you can describe is saying CAF

Omg she is CAF

CAF by Ss456 December 31, 2019

CAF 

Crazy as fuck
Referring to street people that talk to themselves

Its so sad to see sll the Caf’s in San zFrancisco

CAF by stoneham March 16, 2022

CAF 

"CUT AS FUCK"....Extremely annoyed, angry or upset. Another couple of levels up from just being CUT

"Man! you're CAF"
"Don't be so CAF!"
"Stevo's CAF!"

CAF by A_B_M January 23, 2024