Ruby barton, is the most amazingly beautiful, gorgeous, perfect, smart and funny girl in the universe. When she giggles its like an angel singing, and her killer smile melts my cold heart. She is loving, affectionate and her kissing and licking of your face will always crack a smile. I am lucky to have her as a girlfriend.
guy 1- hey is that Rubybarton?
guys 2, 3, 4--- daaaammmmnnnnn
To take a massive explosive poop at the end of a big day of non stop eating. Named after having to stop at the last stop of the new Jersey turnpike (actually named the Clara barton rest stop) to take a massive violent crap.