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Ruby barton 

Ruby barton, is the most amazingly beautiful, gorgeous, perfect, smart and funny girl in the universe. When she giggles its like an angel singing, and her killer smile melts my cold heart. She is loving, affectionate and her kissing and licking of your face will always crack a smile. I am lucky to have her as a girlfriend.
guy 1- hey is that Ruby barton?
guys 2, 3, 4--- daaaammmmnnnnn

Clara barton 

To take a massive explosive poop at the end of a big day of non stop eating. Named after having to stop at the last stop of the new Jersey turnpike (actually named the Clara barton rest stop) to take a massive violent crap.
After eating all of that fast food, I really have to Clara barton before we go!
Clara barton by Bowl Nidre February 26, 2018

mischa barton 

one of the hottest chicks i've ever seen on television!
she's sooo cute

known from o.c. california as marissa
basic instinct
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i'd love mischa to suck my d1.ck
mischa barton by wallawalla March 3, 2005

Mischa Barton 

Did you ever watch 'The O.C.'?
The thin girl with a face so gorgeous you wanted to eat it!
Well, that my friends is Mischa Barton!
Riley: So, what does your new girlfriend look like?
Michael: No word of a lie - she's in the Mischa Barton league!
Riley: Seriously? You lucky f**ker!
Mischa Barton by ChooseRedBull June 28, 2010

Mischa Barton 

Me - Oh look Mischa Barton's over there and she wants me!111
Girlfriend - Okay you win.
Mischa Barton by Ashley9505 December 7, 2006