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aggressive avoidance

The act of not being in the same place as another person (i.e. avoiding, ghosting) in such a ridiculous manner to blatantly demonstrate that the absence is not circumstantial, but a deliberate choice.

Aggressive avoidance involves tactics that often appear to harm the doer more than the receiver. However, the avoider's self-inflicted pain or inconvenience is offset by the thrill he/she gets from blowing the other person off.
Janet: Does your roommate still live here? I haven't seen her in the hallway for the past few weeks and her car isn't here.
Tiffany: Oh, she still lives here. Look at her scaling side of the apartment building to get into her window. Her aggressive avoidance is because she lost a fight with me. Silly bitch.

aggressive bullpen session 

I asked ted if he wanted to stay for another drink. Said he was going home for an Aggressive bullpen session after being turn down by the chick at the bar.

Such Aggression 

Such Aggression Is a phrase created by the one and only marco and runk.
TEACHER STARTS YELLING-SUCH AGGRESSION
Such Aggression by WILLLLYAM November 5, 2020

Crypto aggression

Crypto aggression: where you’re so convinced crypto is the future that anyone inquiring about, or questioning crypto enraged you.
Johnny was so happy about getting some of his portfolio into etherium, until Bob asked him about the intrinsic value of crypto currencies and Johnny felt a wave of crypto aggression coming on.

Passive Aggressive 

passive aggressive
A defense mechanism that allows people who aren't comfortable being openly aggressive get what they want under the guise of still trying to please others. They want their way, but they also want everyone to still like them.
Jane: It's time to go, we really should get going now.

Passive Aggressive Ann: Oh...okay. I just...well okay, I GUESS we can leave now.

Jane: Ann, do you want to stay? Is that what you're trying to get at?

Passive Aggressive Ann: Huh? Oh no, we can leave if YOU want. I just didn't get to do everything I wanted to do yet, but no no, we can go I guess.

Jane: God dammit Ann! Fine, we'll stay, are you happy?

Passive Aggressive Ann: Oh okay! Yeah! That sounds great too!
(Ann got her way without having to openly ask for it)

Speak aggressively, engage in fisticuffs 

A Much more classy version of the phrase "Talk Shit, Get Hit"
Guy 1: "MTG Crew. Talk Shit, Get hit"
Guy 2: "Bev. Speak Aggressively, Engage in fisticuffs