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The Plastic Addict 

A hilarious set of videos on YouTube showcasing only the worst and most inappropriate Transformers toys, hosted by TJ Omega.
This has been The Plastic Addict. I stay addicted so you can stay away.
The Plastic Addict by Kaymactimus August 11, 2010

wrap me in plastic and make me shine

we can make a dollhouse follow your design
lets build a dog out of sticks and twine (I gotta add "Wrap me in plastic and make me shine" so they'll let me post it-)

Single use plastic 

The descriptive phrase applied to bottle bitches because of their fillers, silicon, and discardable status after the night is over.
Ivanka is so single use plastic. Can't believe she showed up at the lounge with that runny nose pretending it was just Covid. What a bottle bitch.
Single use plastic by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022

That's well plastic

The word plastic replaces the word 'cool'. It is said when one says goodbye and wishes the person to take care. used in nathan barley.
Rufus Onslatt: hollers Dan Ashcroft! "The Rise of the Idiots". Awesome fuckin' opinions, dude.
Ned Smanks: Yeah, that's well plastic.
Rufus Onslatt: Laterz, dude.
Ned Smanks: Keep it foolish.

fucking with my plastic

Result of the demands of the nine-to-five grind that impose on natural skills.

Nicked from Tricky's "Brand New You're Retro."
I wrote well until I took a job in advertising to pay the bills. That shit is really fucking with my plastic.

Paper or plastic?

A question one asks when one is told of a very ugly girl. In effect, it is asking whether this girl should take to wearing a paper sack over her head, or whether she's so incredibly fuck-awful that the only thing left is for her to suffocate herself with a plastic bag.
Dude, I met this chick at a Wendy's the other night. She was super into me. Too bad she was fugly...

How bad? Like, paper or plastic?