The Michigan 

A sexual act similar to the shocker in which the right hand is flatly inserted into a woman's vagina, and the first and second fingers of the left hand are inserted into the anus. When not being used sexually the hands look like the state of Michigan, hence the name.

I gave her the michigan last night and she loved it.

The Michigan by Sneakish Pete May 12, 2010

Clare, Michigan 

A small town that is located near Mt. Pleasant

"Dude...where were you born?"
"Clare, Michigan"
"Isn't that a name?"
"NO...It's a town...!!!"

Clare, Michigan by Graphine March 3, 2009

University of Michigan 

A wannabe ivy league university, with the ugliest student population in the country.

Blech, those University of Michigan student's look like cows.

University of Michigan by MEEEEEEEEEE January 2, 2006

University of Michigan 

Where West Virginia University coaches go once they've been put out to pasture.

It's more painful if you have to look them in the eye before sending them to University of Michigan.

University of Michigan by Slickeer April 9, 2010

University of michigan 

A place full of effete snobs, located in the shithole of Ann Arbor, also known as A squared, which its residents are also call, known as arrogant assholes.

U of M is full of assholes

University of michigan by tadsex April 11, 2005

University of Michigan 

School located in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Known for a declining football program, ugly women, boring parties, snobby unsocial students, and the Asian Invasion.

U of M's Students claim to be better than those of MSU because they study all day long and don't have any fun. They waste their life being unsocial and boring. They often bring up history of their football team and how good they are, yet recently, they have been one of the worst teams in the Big 10.

Students often use one excuse when being made fun of, "But....but...I go to U of M."

"I go to the University of Michigan, and I believe that whats important in life is studying and whacking off late at night because I cannot get a girlfriend."

University of Michigan by nowaytimmyd January 11, 2009

Mount Morris Michigan

A small town located in between Flint Michigan and Flushing Michigan. Full of reject rednecks that the hood doesn't want.

Alright, jump on the lawnmower, let's go to Mount Morris Michigan!

Mount Morris Michigan by TTTisthewaytobe May 14, 2011