almond joy 

When a guy shits on a girls chest, rubs her tits in it, and then proceeds to clip his toe nails into the feces.

"Hey bob, I gave you're wife an almond joy last night"

almond joy by Jon and barry October 27, 2006

almond-joy 

When a person changes the game on you. When a person "flips the script".
After a constant and profuse malevolent activity, the person changes, for no apparent reason.

"Say white boy, ima tel ya bout da game, and why you cant eva neva eva trust a crackhead"
"All right my friend" Please explain"
"Almond joy, dats all ya need to know"
"Almond joy??" *bewildered, glazed over look*
"Dat's right, gotdam cracka, ALMOND JOY!" "Cuz you neva know what a mufuka basehead guna do" "Sumtimz dey feel lika nut, sumtims dey dont, Ya heard?!"

almond-joy by Saltine Cracker August 9, 2004

editors joy 

ITS LEGIT AWESOME and u should go boost its discord.gg/editorsjoy 😩😩😩😩😩

editors joy smells like booty

editors joy by BREE PLS April 19, 2021

Yuletide joy 

The tingly feeling you get in your butthole when you are outside looking at the moon, and you bend over and cough.

There was a full moon last night, what a Yuletide joy!

Yuletide joy by Smokey19 December 22, 2021

alyssa joy 

the love of my life, the prettiest. she knows how to make me happy - jj

jj: she's very pretty, btw she is alyssa joy

alyssa joy by aly's_jj March 15, 2022

Magma of Joy  

often used in a pick up line. this term is known as jiz

"Man: are you bored because my Mt. Fun is erupting and you're about to get covered in the Magma of Joy."

"My Magma of Joy just flowed into the trench of love."

Magma of Joy by W1bUlR8inkM2 April 17, 2009

number 1 for happy joy 

a term used to described something as the best. must be exclaimed

As an actor, Edward Norton is number 1 for happy joy!

number 1 for happy joy by peter r October 6, 2005