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Detroit Doucheballers 

A group of basketball players from Detroit that believe that just cause they are from a city with a lot of poverty and thugs that it somehow means they are the best basketball city in the United States. When in actuality they arent even the best basketball city in Michigan (See Flint, Michigan). Basically anyone that plays basketball and is from Detroit.
Yo son that one AAU team from Detroit was talking so much shit when they got off the bus about how they were gonna run this tournament and they left 0-5 and got smoked by 20 twice. They were some true Detroit Doucheballers. Deeeetroit Douuuucheketball!
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Detroit Dimou 

one of wynums biggest hardnuts or so he likes to think apart from the fact that he lives in manly he doesn't mind beating up the odd wigger
man, detroit dimou beat the crap out of brewrat the other day.
Detroit Dimou by josh gee (golebfish) September 16, 2008
1.Detroit sucks
Detroit by LJG12 January 29, 2017
When a guy from the hood takes your front porch, car or house cuz you live in Detroit.
Motherfriker just Detroited my house man!

Can't have things in Detroit@
Detroited by GriddyDman January 12, 2024

Detroit Nutty 

see Cleveland Steamer, just add lots of nuts in the feces.
Man he really gave me the Detroit Nutty tonight
Detroit Nutty by Silk Brah March 21, 2008

defroster 

The thingy you use to get the fog out of your windows when it rains ^_^
Oh shit guys I can't see out my windshield, wheres the defroster?
defroster by moelman October 9, 2010

Detroit pinprick 

Receving a Detroit pinprick is the same as getting shot, several times, in the chest or head...sometimes when it's not meant to be lethal...the dick.
Tyler: Dude I just saw Jim hittin on your girl, wat daya want to do bout it?
Shane: get my gun we're gonna give him a Detroit Pinprick.