picnic panic 

When a twitch stream suddenly goes offline and the chat explodes with people panicking.

Watcher1: "Wait it went offline?"
Watcher2: "It did!!!"
Watcher1: "OMG WHYYYYY"
Watcher3: "Well this calls for a picnic panic."
panic issues in chat

picnic panic by NekoHimi August 14, 2014

Prius Panic 

Term used to describe the feeling many people, especially men, get when they end up behind a Prius while driving home from work.

Prius panic
Man 1: Oh Christ. I hope this asshole turns. I'd like to make it home before fucking 9.

Man 2: No kidding. Never seen a Prius go the speed limit.

Man 1: Yes! It's turning! *prius slowly comes to a full stop and turns slower than a fucking Amish carriage*

Prius Panic by Getofftheroad October 20, 2015

gay panic 

Uenoyama from given anytime mafuyu breaths

"Dude Uenoyama is the definition of gay panic"

gay panic by whoreforurmom December 29, 2021

1 Sec Panic 

When you forget something and you start panicking, but immediately you remember it again. (Short-term memory)

1. "I keep doing 1 sec panic when I'm in hurry"
2. "I have short-term memory"

"so you have 1 sec panic?"
"Ofc"

1 Sec Panic by Mwoya December 21, 2019

wide spread panic 

knock off of Phish, mainly listened to by red neck frat guys.

wide spread panic by Anonymous August 27, 2003

Delivery Panic 

When you call a restaurant to order for delivery and panic once the person picks up the phone and can't seem to tell them what you want. Instead your adrenaline starts to rush and you begin to stutter.

RING RING
Pizza Box, How may I help you?

Uhhh Ummm eh! You got food there?

Yeah yeah we got food. WHat do you want!

Umm!!! Uhhh! Lemme write it down and call you back.

Click

Darn, I wasn't ready for the trick questions. I had a "Delivery Panic."

Delivery Panic by Fat Pizza guy June 29, 2011

Widespread Panic

Any situation where you are legs and/or cheeks akimbo and feel sudden terror, for example:

- you are getting fucked by the gardener when your psychopathic mobster husband comes home early

- the shit you are taking is so wide, long and dry you fear it might split your ring open and/or drag out some colon with it

- two guys hold you bent over a table while a third kicks your legs open in preparation for the gang that's about to ass rape and possibly kill you

- the glass jar you put up your ass for a sexual thrill suddenly breaks under the pressure

Dude have you seen one guy, one jar? Now THAT'S widespread panic.

Widespread Panic by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011