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christopher rocha 

Christopher rocha is a man with a very large penis and is great in bed hes caring and fun at parties hes also good at sports.
You know christopher Rocha yea hes great

christopher camirĂ© 

A lonely boy who has no friend and don't even know what he is doing or why the hell does he even live.no one likes him and he is known to have an elven looking like face and some disgusting ears.
The christopher camiré is walking straight to death.

The camiré smells like an empty butthole

The christopher pue

christopher kelly 

Christopher is a man who really enjoys playing Pokémon go with the hoes.
That guy is playing Pokémon go! He is such a Christopher Kelly

christopher jarod

A basic white boy with special needs a lot of money and is a mamas boy, a good friend at times , acts gay but likes pussy, and is a hipocrite at times
Boy: Christopher Jarod is such a coon

Girl: omg I love him he is my bgf

christopher sledzianowski 

That one freshman that everybody assumes is special because he acts weird all the time. Probably a meme page admin, therefore, suicidal. Why hasnt he killed himself yet you may ask? Spite. He wants to make everyone else around him incredibly suicidal as well. He will only end it all when he watches the world burn. With all the candles and flowers taken to cemeteries to mourn everyone that Christopher Sledzianowski pushed too far. And on their graves shall read "Cause of Death: Autism"
Person 1:Whos Christopher Sledzianowski?
Person 2:Hes that autismo that walks like a crab.
Person 1:Didnt he murder someone?

Person 2:No he just led them to suicide.

Christopher Columbusing 

When you use your hands to touch another person sexually after they are sleeping. Or when you use your hands to touch someone sexually for the first time.
Last night I told my wife that I was going to go Christopher Columbusing on her while she slept.
Christopher Columbusing by NickM808 September 18, 2017