Velvet Moustache

A horizontal landing strip, usually groomed to look like a moustache

I only fool around with a girl if she's got a velvet moustache!

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glitter moustache

When you snort cocaine but more of it ends up in your moustache than in your nose.

Gary, check yourself before we head back to the dance floor. You've got a glitter moustache situation going on.

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A sex position you learn in a dream when you ask some porn stars that are in love what their favorite move to do off screen is.

I gave Emma a Persian Moustache and she orgasmed so aggressively and loudly that I had to fight a guy because he wouldn't mind his own business

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After a girl with braces is done giving you head, pieces of pubic hair pertrude from the braces when she smiles.

Man, Susan gave me head the other night. When she tried to kiss me I noticed her british moustache. Shit was nasty.

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The act of wiping one's sweaty bum crack with a finger and smearing the result under another's nose to give the wearer an untraceable poo smell.

Lewie was pissed with Andy and couldn't wait for him to fall asleep so he could reward him with a poo grease moustache.

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When a man is performing oral stimulation on the anus of his lady friend and develops a brown coloured stain in his upper lip.

I went all time crazy on my girl’s a-hole and earned me a plumber’s moustache!

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Someone: he has a nice moustache
Someone else: nah, its a real Bob's moustache

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