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Detroit Snow Cone 

When one takes a diarrhea shit in the snow making a shit flavored snow cone. Can be served a variety of ways but typically in a gas station style cup. May require a spoon if the shit is too thick for a straw. Not to be confused with a Detroit Snowball
Dude A: You hungry?
Dude B: No man, my girlfriend just made me a Detroit Snow Cone.
Dude A: Oh snap, how was it?
Dude B: That shit was filling, even had nuts in it.
Dude A: She must really love you.
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Detroit Carwash 

When you pick a booger and wipe it in someone else's forehead.
That sh*t bag with the Nickelback tattoo and a thick moustache just gave me a Detroit Carwash.
Detroit Carwash by Swayzedog August 9, 2019

Detroit Piston 

The act of performing pile driver on a woman in reverse except in her ass.
Hey honey can you please perforn the Detroit Piston on me tonight?
Detroit Piston by Bradyballs November 15, 2019

detroit nod

The Detroit nod is often seen in "the trenches" and more violent streets of Detroit. With Detroit being one of the murder capitals of America, any social interaction must be handled carefully. The "Detroit Nod" is a social gurantee that there are no problems and no worries. Essientially; I won't hurt you, you won't hurt me.
In Detroit: "Cuz gave me the nod so I knew he was straight"

"Why that dude nod at people like that?"

"That's the Detroit nod bro!"
detroit nod by Big Dog Barretta November 23, 2019

Detroit dumptruck 

When you fuck a girl with a dildo while she taking a shit
That crazy bitch wanted me to give her a Detroit dumptruck
Detroit dumptruck by Mtg187 March 19, 2020

Detroit Jellybean 

When you try to puff the butt of a cigarette and accidentally inhale it, thus chewing on a shitty jellybean
Guy: Dude hurry, our smoke break is almost up.

Dude: I just had a Detroit Jellybean, we’re good.
Detroit Jellybean by Cheerio_Thief September 6, 2020

Detroit Red Wings 

Theeeee best team in any sport to ever play in the world, better than the leafs and the bruins. TOGETHER!!!
the Detroit Red Wings are the best NHL team ever!