Twitter Kale

When vegetarians/vegans get into a fight on Twitter; Twitter beef but for vegetarians/ vegans

-"wow, did you see that Twitter beef?"
~"actually it was Twitter kale, they were vegans."

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Whale Kale

Any food that is unhealthy but is marketed as healthy.

I saw Ned eating low fat chips the other day. Those things are complete whale kale.

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Related Words

‘Yo try this broccoli salad. It’s vegetarian.’
‘It’s got bacon.’
‘Nah bro, that’s alternative kale.’

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A phrase coined by the notes Jillian Owens. One will use this phrase in situations of flabbergastment.

Jenny took my seat on the bus, “Oh kale no!”

Oh kale no by The Jill November 20, 2018

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A female with an unusual spelled name who most think is shy but she is a freaky ass personal cumslut in the bedroom.

She seemed so shy but she was a dirty Kaile when we got home and sucked my dick after I nutted in her asshole.

Dirty Kaile by BamaBoy187 November 15, 2020

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A dirty kalea is when she sucks the soul out of you until you cum multiple times and then you procede to fuck her in the mouth

Me and my gf did a dirty kalea

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A true hero, the leader of the friend group. he is the griddy master, the chosen one

I like People that are named Busty-_-Kale

Busty-_-Kale by Donkn8r October 24, 2022

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