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tank holiday 

When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.

As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
tank holiday by Daycoder October 3, 2021
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all holiday 

A saying signifying that the business or person spoken of or alluded to is finished, i.e. that it has no future.
It is all holiday at Peckham.
all holiday by Delbosco November 13, 2021

hotel holiday 

A holiday made better by the accommodations you have
Our trip to Norway was such a hotel holiday - we spent the whole time staying in igloos and fjord cabins and teepees that gave us unique experiences we couldn’t have gotten if we stayed somewhere else
hotel holiday by Hotelholiday November 22, 2021

Porn holiday 

A holiday on October 31st where you watch porn all day because you can’t get fucked.
Lilly: Hey porn holiday is coming soon I’m so excited.

Meg: Lonely cunt
Porn holiday by 420 Icarus 420 November 26, 2021

Horny Holiday 

A definition someone makes for any random day of the year on Urban Dictionary for an excuse to be horny.
Guy 1: "I'm not gay dude, December 14 is get analingus by your best friend day, look it up!"
Guy 2: "That's just another bullshit Horny Holiday"
Horny Holiday by Ijustpissedmypants December 13, 2021

Hangover Holiday 

The day after a holiday in which leftover desserts, typicaly cake, are eaten as breakfast.
It's a hangover holiday of my step-sis' birthday so we have to eat cake for breakfast. It's tradition.
Hangover Holiday by Miss.Match December 25, 2021

Blxr Holiday 

Blxr's holiness came to earth on this day killing the town folks inner demons and that's why we have 4/15 off from school to celebrate Blxr's honor and glory by throwing him a thank you party.
We have school off this Friday because of national "Blxr Holiday"
Blxr Holiday by Blxr Holiday April 15, 2022