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Lone Boner 

a guy/girl who thinks a chick is hot, but literally none of his/her friends agree.
dude you are such a lone boner thinking about that emily chick.
Lone Boner by azeensmellsgreat October 16, 2010

Hellgate London 

a.ka. (Hellbug London)Game that was released in October 31, 2007 that contains more bugs than Timon and Pumba. Please stay away until the year 2349 when they should have fixed most of these bugs.
Hey man i was playing Hellgate London and i encountered another bug to add to our list of 1,459,698,493 bugs we found so far.
Hellgate London by ElChino December 29, 2007

cunt london 

an insult,a saying when everything is fucked up
popularised by dudley moore and peter cook.
in fact i used this at work so much it became my nickname for a while.
morning cunt london!
the fucking teles broken oh cunt london
cunt london by jobbylicks November 16, 2010

London Chunnel 

An act where 2 women wearing plastic warm honey filled dildos have thier way with a man in the middle who is facing upwards, an inverse Eiffel Tower
Oprah and Galye "London Chunneled" the heck out of Stedman last night, a good time was had by all!
London Chunnel by The Dirty Geek January 27, 2011
London is a big shopping mall, invaded by French people when they are on holidays.
Let's go to London today! I'm gonna buy this A&F shirt I've seen on this guy walking in ze shamzelizey.
London by Haggis2011 January 1, 2012

Lone Ranger 

A man who is involuntarily celibate. He has no girlfriend (or boyfriend), and knows he can't get one, so he just jerks off to porn all the time.
Worker #1: Hey, let's ask Peter Beater to come to the bar with us tonight.

Worker #2: Nah. He goes to the strip joint every Friday 'cause he's a Lone Ranger.
Lone Ranger by Marty Robbins May 25, 2006