Red Fred 

An 'F' on your report card or homework. Typically made with a red, felt tipped marker.

I didn't study at all and got a big 'red fred' on my test!

Red Fred by kctoole September 28, 2018

right said fred 

a band that sang the infamous one hit wonder "i'm too sexy." the song lists a number of things the guy is too sexy for, such as his shirt, parties, his hat and a bundle of other cr-azy things ending in an overload of sexiness leading to the desmise of the song.

right said fred is so sexy i'm gonna have a heart attack

i don't feel right said fred is that sexy

that poor cat

right said fred by cynical me August 6, 2005

fuzzy fred flintstone 

When you are going down on a woman who hasn't had sex for a while. As a result, her v jay jay is filled with cobwebs, giving a fuzzy appearance. This fuzziness can cause your dick to be tickled often causing you to yell out "yabba-dabba-doo" like Fred Flintstone. First referenced in an obscure European film from the 1970's.

Tim- "Dude, how was that fuzzy fred flintstone last night?"

Bobby- "It felt like I was fucking a wookie."

fuzzy fred flintstone by pirate c dog May 7, 2010

pave fred 

Pave fred is the most godly being that has ever existed and that ever will exist. Pave Fred has a range of different extraordinary abilities. If you get blessed by Pave Fred you will become temporarily immortal, lasting anywhere from a few minutes to several decades depending on what Pave Fred deems necessary. He also has the incredible ability to become invisible to most teachers. Nobody knows how this ability evolved, not even Pave Fred himself. Not to mention, many philosophers have tried to find a reasoning behind this strange phenomenon, however most of them have ended up quiting their career as philosophers. As they didn’t want their family name to be associated with a philosopher wh couldn’t even make a theory. Many people speculate however, that Pave Fred is an anxient God who has taken the form of a human. Because even tho it is apparent that he has godly abilities, nobody really knows who or what he is. Only Pave Fred’s inner circle is informed of Pave Fred’s personal agenda. He is also regarded as the most attractive skinbag to ever be seen by human eyes.

Pave Fred once saved me from Ligma, I owe him a great deal
I was once blessed by Pave Fred, the next day i was hit by a train and the train split in half!

pave fred by Gnomesareimposters May 25, 2022

shit the bed fred 

phrase used to show amazement or disgust with a situation.

The milk spilled all over the floor.
Well Shit the Bed Fred! Now I have to mop.

shit the bed fred by kimmy ann July 4, 2006

Drop Dead Fred 

An extremely good movie. Has a very deep and strongly emotional storyline if you are actually capable of paying attention to more than just the jokes.

dumb person: This movie Drop Dead Fred isn't very good. Comedies are supposed to be really funny.

smart person: You are a moron.

Drop Dead Fred by Qdef September 13, 2007

dirty fred

Smoking hashish through a water bong with one end inside of a womans vagina. Using the womans vagina juice in place of the water.

Me and my girl were so fucked up last night she let me do the dirty fred on her.

dirty fred by pimpdazzle July 13, 2009