University of Illinois at Chicago

UIC is an acronym: University Impossible to Complete! UIC is located at the Chicago campus of University of Illinois. (MISSION IMPOSSIBLE for science/medical/technical majors. The exception is music/art history etc majors... majors for fun and to meet the pro bono humanities requirements). If you like a huge school that is too hard, UIC is the school for you!

Example:

I went to University of Illinois at Chicago to learn. Instead I got kicked out, the mission impossible song stuck in my head, and owe half of my future life earnings.

University of Illinois at Chicago by max9823 August 7, 2011

University of Melbourne 

The University of Melbourne is a public research university located in Melbourne, Australia. Founded in 1853, it is Australia's second oldest university and the oldest in Victoria. The university is widely considered the leading educational institution in the country--a belief which its promoters will try to make very clear to you.

The University of Melbourne is a college-level academic facility located in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.

University of Melbourne by MDAketin March 14, 2020

University School of Milwaukee 

If you need a place to sell your vape pods, never fear, USM is here. Based out of River Hills Wisconsin, with all the rich boys you could ever supply, this school does NOT, in fact, give two flying FUCKS about your feelings. The students, and teachers, are here to get paid, and get laid, and sometimes go to Harvard. Spending more money on recruiting athletes, then most public schools are given a year to operate, it's truely amazing that USM still can not win a state championship in a sport that is not Tennis or Hockey. Here is the prep school of prep schools, The Beverly hills, of River hills, The extra white girl, to your Starbucks latte, USM

University School of Milwaukee is the most chill school in Wisconsin, except for you know, every other school in Wisconsin

University School of Milwaukee by That one Wildcat January 3, 2018

University of Warwick 

The university of taking your money whilst shoving its fist up your arse.

Believes that every disciplinary matter should be solved by issuing the student with a hefty fine (regardless of blame), and that every item sold on the campus should cost at least twice as much as anywhere else.

Also believes that by making students pay £450 for a year's parking permit, the university is somehow going to single-handedly save the environment. (this is a load of bollocks - the money goes to fund the VC's collection of Bentleys).

Amusingly, the VC's name is Nigel Thrift.

I was charged £1.30 for a bottle of water. Got anally fisted by the University of Warwick again.

University of Warwick by lordash December 1, 2011

university of scranton 

A college in North East Pennsylvania with tons of hills. Run by Jesuits, attended by primarily white, rich kids from just outside Philly, and New Jersey, who enjoy drinking as much as humanly possible. And then sometimes going to Church.

"You wanna smoke a blunt and go talk to Fr. Phil?"

university of scranton by Smithereens May 2, 2005

University of Phoenix

That school you know from spam email. Another diploma mill like Walden University or Trinity Southern University that US News and World Report thinks are below even a ttt.

Their school consists of canned classes and shares most of the content with the other online schools. There is no original thought, their reputation is that of junk mail and no one that you have ever heard of has graduated from there.

Let's check me email today... ...penis enlargement... ...refinance my mortgage.... university of phoenix wants me to attend.. ..some chick named Susan wants to get it on with me... ..same junk mail, different day.

University of Phoenix by Google Rank Me June 10, 2009

university of illinois at chicago

(UIC)An amazing downtown university experience with quality education, conveniently located for internships (...and concerts/ clubs/ shopping/ restaurants etc!). Living off campus with friends is less expensive, and perfect for inviting study groups, and of course throwing parties!

Home to the largest population of apparently friendly city pigeons who have the right of way on campus. Similarly, students jay walk into traffic any time they darn well please! There's no UIC football team... Chicago is sports PARADISE! Go Bulls, Da Bears, Cubs OR Sox, Blackhawks! There might be a UIC basketball team, but students generally don't care. There is also an AMAZING workout facility, but the majority of students are too busy to utilize it.

One of the most diverse universities in the world; aka 'University of Indians and Chinese'. This is true of both students and faculty. For example, UIC's world renowned Engineering researchers/professors are there because they speak the universal language of math, NOT because of needless qualifications such as being able to speak English fluently while giving lectures!

Chicago's such a great city, and UIC's an amazingly fun university experience because it's downtown. Parties in Chicago also consist of students from many other great universities in the city, such as DePaul/Loyola!

Q:What sports does University of Illinois at Chicago play?

A:Primarily flippy cup, quarters and beer pong!

university of illinois at chicago by RexHex3 December 1, 2010