duff it in the shitter 

A messy bowel movement that resembles flour pudding. Derived from duff, a flour pudding steamed or boiled in a cloth bag.

I ate too much kimchi, I gotta go duff it in the shitter.

duff it in the shitter by OneCrayDood January 15, 2014

popped in the shitter

Getting a penis, fingers, object, etc. put into ones anus.

That ho was so horny she got popped in the shitter.

popped in the shitter by BillDerr July 24, 2017

chitter on the shitter

When you are shitting on the toilet so aggressively you start to make hamster noises

bestie 1: BESTIE! I'm committing a chitter on the shitter

Other bestie: THIS IS THE 3RD FUCKING TIME THIS WEEK

chitter on the shitter by Unhinged Farris wheel May 23, 2026

The Mad Shitter 

Term used primarily in the U.S. Army. Refers to deranged individuals that leave steaming piles of poo in conspicuous areas or sometimes in or on your personal equipment. Most of the time their aim is to shock or disgust the discoverers; other times they aim to cause illness by attacking food or water sources. Most attacks are meant as practical jokes played between units but occasionally they are meant as acts revenge. Areas that the Mad Shitter has been known to strike: Public showers; on top of toilet seats; in sleeping bags; in hats or berets; in cars; in water tanks; on the hoods of cars; on desks.

Bad - “SONOFABITCH! The Mad Shitter hit our shower again last night. I bet it was one of those pricks from 1st platoon. I ain’t going to clean it up this time.”

Good – “Did you hear? The Mad Shitter laid a log on the toilet seat in the Officer Only Porta John.”
“Sweet. Serves them right for thinking that they’re special.”

The Mad Shitter by Trav May 19, 2005

The Afghanny Shitter 

A fighting stance employed by middle eastern militant groups where one holds an AK-47 or similar automatic above one's head in a squatting position so that he or she can spray a barrage of bullets from cover without exposing the head or torso to enemy fire. This stance is usually characterized by its inaccuracy.

Did you see that guy during the training exercise employ The Afghanny Shitter? He couldn't hit a goddamn thing.

The Afghanny Shitter by hel112570 June 18, 2019

The Phantom Shitter 

Also known as Alex "Cheech" Marin who in 2006, during the Loyola Freshman football season, took massive shits throughout the Freshman/Sophomore locker room. He was notorious for vanishing after dropping a duece seemingly into thin air. The Phantom Shitter was never officially caught in the act, but after years of specualtion, it has been confirmed that Alex Marin is THE PHANTOM SHITTER.

Damn do you smell that?" "Yea, I guess the phantom shitter strikes again...

The Phantom Shitter by deepdarksecrets September 27, 2010

Dance of the Mad Shitter 

When you wake up one morning to find the gates of your asshole ready to give way, consequently you find yourself having to to fucking charge to the bathroom to ensure that the brown discharge lands in the goddamn shitter and not your undergarments.

"I woke up early and saw eddie charge past me to the john.. Damn son, it must have been the Dance of the mad shitter."

Dance of the Mad Shitter by El chicken January 4, 2015