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The Church Of Diarmo 

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The Church Of Diarmo is the Sucsessor to the Catholic Church and all other religons are inferior.
The Head of this Church is The Trinity
(aka Pope Diarmo)
The Lord
The Pope
The Meme God
Be a good Diarmense and go to meme church.
P1: New orders from The Church Of Diarmo for a crusade.
P2: Lets take back the holy lands.
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pulling the chute 

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Leaving an event or night out at a club early because it is lame/boring and not always telling the people you came with
If I'm still hungover Saturday, I'll be pulling the chute early and bookin it for home.
pulling the chute by Gordi November 26, 2007
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The Chubs • The Chuck • The Chuck Norris • the chunks • the chu • The Chuck Gang • the chum bucket • The chup • The Church • The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

The Chuck Norris 

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After receiving fellatio, finish off by cumming in the bitch's eye which intentionally blinds her as you unexpectantly and swiftly give her a roundhouse kick to the head.
"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the Chuck Norris last night."
The Chuck Norris by Carlos Ray October 29, 2011
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The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

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A Church founded in 1830 by Joseph Smith, Jr., and often nicknamed "The Mormon Church". The Church is headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, yet has followers worldwide.

Members follow the teaching of Joseph Smith, and believe in modern day Prophets and revelation. They believe in the Holy Bible and also in The Book of Mormon. The Church's Missionaries are one of it's most recognized traits, along with it's large temples topped with a golden angel. The Church is considered Christian by many as the members have a strong belief in Jesus Christ.
Mormons are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
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The Chuck Norris 

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The act of taking someone's virginity while on a Bowflex.
I totally got The Chuck Norris at the gym yesterday.
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Open the Church Doors 

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When fucking doggie style, a girl reaches around and pulls her ass cheeks apart allowing for deeper penetration. This is especially helpful when done by a woman with a big ol' ass.
"Open the church doors baby, I want to give my confession!"

"When she opened the church doors, I think my cock hit her cervix!"
Open the Church Doors by 'Noke Man August 11, 2008
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Riding the Chunder Dragon 

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Upon seeing your friend/associate/work mate/family member being sick and flapping their wings (see "chunder dragon"), you niftily launch yourself onto their back, cling on tight and proclaim to anyone lucky enough to witness this once in a lifetime event, "YEEEAAH! RIDING THE CHUNDER DRAGON!"

Alternately, if the dragon is so shitfaced it has dropped to its knees while chundering, you can straddle its back like an angry jockey on a fucked up horse. This may come with the added comic effect of slamming their face into a pool of their own regurgitated stomach acids.

To date there are only legends of mighty men who have been brave enough to ride the fabled Chunder Dragon. If you ever get the chance to join this elite of immortal heroes, do not falter
Man 1 "oh shit, i'm gonna chunder lads..."
Man 2 "QUICK, FLAP YOUR ARMS...YEEEAAH! RIDING THE CHUNDER DRAGON!"
Everyone "Holy shit, fucking AWESOME!"