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suspension 

a type of body modification using hooks placed into various parts of the human body then hung. Often for artistic entertainment or spiritual performances. The preparations often take more time then the performance itself.
Jane-"Did you see Dani's suspension? "
Cookie-" yeah pretty sick shit, wish i could handle resurrection suspension"
suspension by clydeandhisside April 16, 2010
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Jesus with suspenders! 

An exclamation of surprise that is slightly more socially acceptable than most expletives.
"Jesus with suspenders! That boy isn't right!"

Suspension-room 

1. My teacher sent me to the suspension-room but I basically volunteered to go.

snake's suspenders 

1. An archetypal "just plain weird" thing to which something else can be compared to demonstrate that it, too, is weird.

2. General term for anything odd, surreal, or having the elements of non sequitor.
1. "He's as sweet as a stolen kiss and as weird as suspenders on a snake." ~The ineffable Jubal Harshaw describing Mike Valentine, the naive but intriguing titular character of Stranger in a Strange Land.

2. Have you met the new lab technician? He does good work but boy, if you get to talking with him he's snake's suspenders.
snake's suspenders by Noh Panse October 30, 2007

testing the suspension 

Car sex
"Hey I saw you and Sarah in a parking lot last night"

"Yeah we were just testing the suspension, if you know what I mean..."
Being but out of school for a certain amout of days by the AP. Suspension can be iss or oss. In school suspension or out of school. They can go from 1 day to 10. It varys based on what you did.
Me: Damnit i got suspended.
Brenda: for what?
Me: cursing out everybody on the 2nd floor.
Brenda: O shit , well fuck em.
Suspended by Dee =] February 5, 2009

Suspension Hook 

A system by which one country will actively tie its home currency value to a foreign currency for purposes of possibly staving off inflation or to prop up exports.
Cinton: Because the Renminbi is with US dollar suspension hook, at the appointed time the Chinese government not possibly again not to rise the interest rate., the Chinese government interest on futures pressure can be very big.
Suspension Hook by xabat77 May 8, 2005