Pocket Sized Porn 

Pocket Sized Porn is Porn played on your pocket sized or mobile device (iPhone, iPod, Zune, iTouch, ect). Porn is sent to your device by web site download or played on your web enabled device.

The web site Pocket Sized Porn offers mobile users both formats. Users can log on to the website PocketSizedPorn from an iPhone and play porn on the iPhone without downloading, or they can connect an iPod to the PC and download from the PC version of the website.

Pocket Sized Porn by iPhone Porn PocketSizedPorn October 13, 2008

phil-sized 

1. An excessively large image, in resolution too high to display in the average browser window of a 1280x1024 screen. Usually the subject is a hot chick, and often the high resolution displays less than flattering detail.

2. Any excessive thing in form, or style.

I just got a new phil-sized garage for my 18 cars.

phil-sized by shack November 30, 2004

industrial sized bag of douche 

adjective

instead of calling someone just being a plain ol' bag of douche OR douche bag, they kick it up a notch by large sizing it.

You call someone this when they are of annoyance to you, or just plain retarded in general.

see also: douche bag, industrial

synonym(s): lame, stupid, moron

Kari: You know Mary? I can't believe what a big douche bag she has been since she's been dating Darby!

Alex: no no! she's being an industrial sized bag of douche!!

Kari: ooh!

industrial sized bag of douche by xenu! May 24, 2008

National 'Throw Medium Sized People Day' 

In response to National Throw Short and Tall people Day, October 23rd is the day where people can throw their friends who are between 5'5" and 5'9" without their consent.

"We'll come for you medium sized people for National 'Throw Medium Sized People Day' is on October 23rd!"

National 'Throw Medium Sized People Day' by FabianBabaYaga October 12, 2021

tote sized 

tiny or small, just a little guy

"that dude has tote sized junk, hes TOTALLY hung like a butterfly"

tote sized by LebanonJon November 5, 2006

Plus-sized

A term for morbidly obese people, mostly women.

What’s your opinion on plus-sized women?
Their fucking fat

Plus-sized by Devappl June 5, 2022

Bieber Sized Condom 

Condom Sized

Extra Large
Large
Medium
Semi Medium
Average
Small
Extra Extra Small
Toothpick thin..
JUSTIN BIEBER

Obnoxious Skank 1: Dude I tried to have sex with Luke!
Obnoxious Skank 2: REALLY? How'd that work out?
Obnoxious Skank 1: He's a Bieber Sized Condom
Obnoxious Skank 2: Don't say that I LUVV JUSTIN BIEBER
Obnoxious Skank 1: OKAY OKAY...

Bieber Sized Condom by A girl who hates Bieber Fever May 21, 2010