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scrunchie on the gear stick 

When you slide it onto the gear stick reaaaaal good
Ruk: 'Hey hun u wanna scrunchie on the gear stick tonite'
Man on the corner: 'Please leave me alone, I'm waiting for my wife'
Ruk: 'Hunnnnn u know ur wife don't have a scrunchie half as elasticated as mine'
Man on the corner: * runs off *

Scrunchie-pus 

The appearance of a woman's pussy when the labia majora protrudes out of the minora and looks like a a woman's hair scrunchy.
Her scrunchie-pus between her legs scared me away.
Scrunchie-pus by Seany Vegas October 4, 2010

scrunchie on right

Means they are taken
Ooh she has her scrunchie on her right arm she’s taken
Scrunchie on right
scrunchie on right by Hacjer August 16, 2019

National give your boyfriend your scrunchie day 

It’s is on September 19
It is national give your boyfriend your scrunchie day

Don't-Touch-Me-Scrunchie 

Traditional hairpiece worn by women to keep their hair out of their face. Common characteristics of a don't-touch-me-scrunchie are when it's worn; ridiculously tight pulled back hair, a pissed-off look on the womans face and a walk that would plow anybody over if they got in her way.
Chris- "I saw your ex walking out of the bank the other day."

John- "Oh yeah? How did she look??"

Chris- "She was wearing sunglasses, an angry look on her face and her hair was pulled back really tight in a don't-touch-me-scrunchie."

National give boy your scrunchie week 

May 13-17 you have to give a boy your scrunchie for the whole week no matter what
Boy: Hey let me get that scrunchie

Girl: hell naw
Boy: but it’s national give boy your scrunchie week
Girl: fineeeeee