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Human Resource Officer

Someone by the name of xKSIxMELEE who can be contacted by fellow members of Force Brigade.

FHG Brainster should give this postion to such person.
Human Resource Officer begins with,"lets talk about your feelings".

Deep Resource Scanning

The use of advanced remote sensing technologies—like muon tomography, quantum gravimetry, or deep-penetrating radar—to map and identify valuable mineral, aqueous, or energy resources buried kilometers beneath a planet's or moon's surface. It's the high-tech equivalent of X-ray vision for entire landscapes, allowing prospectors to "see" ore deposits, groundwater aquifers, or geothermal pockets without digging a single hole. This is the critical first step for any large-scale off-world mining or colony site selection.
Example: Before establishing a Mars base, a fleet of orbiters and rovers would perform Deep Resource Scanning to pinpoint the exact location of subsurface water-ice deposits, saving a colony from drilling a dozen dry holes. On an asteroid, such scanning could map the internal veins of platinum-group metals before sending in mining drones.

Natural Resource Synthesis

The broad effort to create, in laboratories and factories, materials that were once only obtainable from nature—timber without trees, meat without animals, leather without hides, fuels without oil. Natural resource synthesis is humanity's bet against scarcity: if we can make what we need from abundant elements, we never run out. The science is advancing rapidly: lab-grown diamonds, cultured meat, synthetic fuels, artificial timber. The economics are still catching up, because nature is surprisingly good at making things cheaply (trees use sunlight, after all). But as natural resources become scarcer and synthesis becomes cheaper, the balance shifts. Natural resource synthesis is the ultimate hedge against a crowded planet—a way to have everything we want without taking everything from the earth.
Example: "The company synthesized leather from mushroom roots, creating a material that looked, felt, and wore like cowhide but grew in weeks instead of years. Vegans loved it, environmentalists loved it, and the cows were cautiously optimistic. Natural resource synthesis had replaced one of humanity's oldest materials with something better. The cows waited to see what would be synthesized next."

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Subhuman Resources 

That which passes for Human Resources, the corporate repository for people too feckless, indolent and dull-witted to survive by eating out of dumpsters. Circumventing the certain risk to production, process or profit these fools represent, Subhuman Resources serves the double purpose of barring such incompetents from mucking up the works by turning them loose to harry the employees who actually do contribute to company success.

Famously sexless, humorless and brainless, this office also serves to repel rodents if, ironically, by employing them.
When April was caught stealing employee lunch boxes they promoted her to Subhuman Resources
Subhuman Resources by lexicali slim September 8, 2010