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When a golden hearted and altruistic action starts an absolute dumpster fire for the person it was intended to help; while the person who initiated the action walks away unscathed.
Man we totally just got riched.
He was trying to help me but I totally got riched and missed my flight.
Rich was trying to help me change my tires but he totally riched me a sheared my lugs.
Riched by USAPT TT February 25, 2022
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reichydeich 

To refer to a supposedly strong group (either sarcastically as if to imply they only wish they were strong, or to actually claim a group to be strong). Mostly used to poke fun at the Third Reich or a similar political campaign.
"shit fam, this is about to crash and burn like the third reichydeich"
"me and the boys are bout to be a big reichydeich group"
"ugh, they are such a reichydeich-- they think they're all that but they'll get so crushed by the soviets of the world"
reichydeich by IM_NIMONA January 24, 2024
The wind should be blowing from the ship's side or just behind it as you sail.
"Brighteyes" was followed around the Goldstone by "Patriot," and "Patriot" white-sailed reached
Reached by Arminkshipper June 27, 2024

Reschedulation 

Reschedulation (noun): The fine art of a salesperson rescheduling a meeting with someone who just canceled, while convincing themselves (and their team) that it’s all part of the master plan. Often involves excessive optimism and a dash of denial.
Example 1:
Team Member 1: "Didn’t Johnson cancel on you last minute again?"
Team Member 2: "Yeah, but I’ve already got a reschedulation locked in for next week. It’s all good."
Team Member 1: "You mean next week’s cancellation?"

Example 2:
Sales Manager: "What happened to the Acme deal meeting?"
Salesperson: "Oh, they had to cancel, but I secured a reschedulation for Friday."
Manager: "Is that the same Friday they rescheduled for last time?"
Salesperson: "...it’s the journey that matters, not the destination."

Example 3:
Sales Team Chat:
Salesperson 1: "Got another reschedulation from Smith—pushed to next month."
Salesperson 2: "So you’re saying there’s still a chance!"
Salesperson 3: "Reschedulation is just rejection with a sugar coating."
Reschedulation by thebigko December 10, 2024

Daddy Reicher 

The most loving and caring person in the world and gives the best hugs and cuddles you when you are feeling sad
I wish I had sombody like daddy reicher to comfort me
Daddy Reicher by SSWAY July 22, 2018

California Reschedule 

When people (mainly from California, especially in the entertainment industry) set up a meeting with you, but they don't actually want to meet with you, so they keep rescheduling at the last minute until you go away so they can pretend they're not scum when you eventually give up after the 300th reschedule.
Guy 1: Aw shit I have to meet this guy that I scheduled a meeting with but I don't wanna! I'll just give him the California Reschedule until he fucks off!

Guy 2: Wow you're a fucking asshole why did you even schedule it in the first place

Guy 1: How am I the asshole when he's the one who will eventually get the hint that I'm never going to meet with him and he tells me no thanks? He's the asshole!

Zac Reished 

When you think you are going to win at any sport or activity because the other guy shows up with clapped out equipment at the last second but looks like a super model and takes the win!
Based on the entry list you have a great chances of winning but then you get to the starting line and get Zac Reished!
Zac Reished by TeamTrainWreck December 29, 2022