porch monkey 

a kind of attack monkey that you teach to sit on your porch and throw its poop at people you don't like. not to be confused with nigga that sits on a porch.

Guy: "check out this porch monkey i bought at petco"

Girl: "what does it do?"

Guy: "throws poop at people"

girl: "awesome"

porch monkey by ninjamatt May 5, 2009

porch monkey 

A nigga, bitch!
Made popular in Clerks 2.

Man, that porch monkey just stole my bike!

porch monkey by ChronoBobbyD August 28, 2006

Porch Monkey 

Used in the best movie EVAH (Clerks 2) for an awesome scene.

"hey there ya little porch monkey.........what? I'm bringing it back!"

Porch Monkey by Hoewley Dievah May 15, 2008

porch monkey 

a racist term referring to black people. Usually hanging off the porch looking like a monkey.

"When a litl' white boy called me a porch monkey, I whipped his ass."

porch monkey by belleanna April 3, 2010

porch monkey 

racist term used to degrade other races or just pertaining to a frickin lazy guy.

you lazy porch monkey get your ass back to work

porch monkey by BladeIII May 7, 2008

Porch Monkey 

A knuckle dragging, mentally deficient bouncer/security at a bar, pub or club

be nice to the porch monkeys otherwise you will get your head kicked in.

Porch Monkey by CaptainHurricane June 22, 2011

porch monkey 

This is not a racist term im taking it back it doesnt mean nigger or refer to black ppl in anyway its just a person that chills on there porch alot so stop being a faget and thinking porch monkey is bad. Im takin it back porch monkey 4 life

John Smith sit on his porch all day he really is a porch monkey

porch monkey by Stunner August 19, 2006