Perfume on a pig's ass

An attempt to mask a foul smell instead of actually dealing with the source of it, usually making it worse in the process. Most often referring to someone who tries using extra deodorant instead of actually showering on a regular basis.

Guy 1: Dude, you really need to shower before going out today.
Guy 2: Nah, we're in a hurry, I'll just put on some more deodorant.
Guy 1: You haven't showered in days. That'd just be perfume on a pig's ass. Get in the damn shower!

Perfume on a pig's ass by Vinderex January 7, 2018

perfuma 

The cute flower girl from she-ra . She doesn't like it when you throw tanks at friends.

"We do not throw tanks at friends!" - perfuma

perfuma by ~HeyAdora~ December 12, 2020

hillbilly perfume

Scented room spray used as personal perfume.

I sprayed myself with Hillbilly perfume before my job interview.

hillbilly perfume by lolo1 April 26, 2009

@lia.perfumee 

A seggsy tiktok fan page that loves her fans:)

@lia.perfumee uses a lot of chuu fancams ☝️🤨

@lia.perfumee by Unniejisooooo December 22, 2020

perfumigated 

The state of being nasally offended or overcome by the aura of a person who does not know the difference between 'dabbing on' and 'marinating in' perfume or cologne

The party was going great until we all got perfumigated by Chris and had to open the windows.

perfumigated by MizYoda November 14, 2010

Chocolate Perfume 

A fart. Flatulence. Smelling of ass. Excessive stinky ass-gas in the alimentary canal that is passed through the rectum, and is fun for everyone.

dude#1: "Check it out man, Chocolate Perfume!"
dude#2: "Huh? What are you..." (dude#2 sniffs twice) "aww man!!"

"Who's wearing chocolate perfume?!"

"I swear that chick was wearing some chocolate perfume"

Chocolate Perfume by drooksy June 5, 2010

perculate 

the growling and gas build-up in one's guts prior to needing to take a huge or greesy shit.

Dude, I gotta get home. I'm startin' to perculate!!

perculate by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008