negative sideburns 

disturbing and uncompromising lack of sideburns. Usually seen alongside a fresh and vibrant buzz cut.

"Yo dude, did you see Vencile's new buzz cut and negative sideburns? Those things or lack there of will make a grown man cry"

"Yeah, and paired with that extraordinarily tight t-shirt, he's dressed for success"

negative sideburns by Tom Gray May 12, 2008

Negative Loan 

When you take out a loan from a financial institution, you get paid interest for the amount you owe - instead of the "conventional" way of paying interest.

Nigel tried to get a negative loan from the Commonwealth Bank... he failed.

Negative Loan by Jiraiya's Soul March 22, 2009

Negative Slacker 

A person who is spending less and less time waisting time, becoming more uptight. Can be contracted to negslacker. One who in in the act described above can be accused of negative slacking or negslacking.
Can be further contracted to negslackin'

Yo Kirk, man don't let this happen again! Becoming a negative slacker has been the downfall of many a gamer, podcaster and online social networker.
Joe, you've been working late every night lately.
Stop negslackin' the group and come bowling with us tonight. You need to chill.

Negative Slacker by Badwsky February 7, 2009

Negative Planetariums 

The term for when a woman's breasts are so covered with moles that they resemble two inside-out planetariums with inverted color schemes, the moles of course being the stars and planets.

Eric: So I picked up this girl at the campus bar and brought her back to my dorm, but as soon as i had her shirt off I realized she had moles everywhere. Her tits were like a couple of negative planetariums.

Steve: Did you find the big dipper?

Eric: Well she sure didn't, if you know what I mean.

Negative Planetariums by bladzes October 4, 2009

Negative camber 

The most dumbest thing ever thought of in automotive engineering! Literally the worst idea ever. This is where you tilt the wheels on it's sides, destroying your tread and looking mentally challenged

"Dude have you seen Juans new car?"

-no what did he get?

"Don't worry about it, it has negative camber anyway"

-that's pretty queer

Negative camber by Number Juan two May 9, 2014

Negative Flow 

The opposite of flow. A persons hair tends to be straight hence no flow.

Guy 1: Yo my flow is nice today.
Guy 2: Peguillon and Lunger have negative flow.
Guy 1: True that there hair goes no where.
Guy 2: You know what they say let it grow and let it flow.

Negative Flow by SAHS June 5, 2009

Negative Rizz 

To have Rizz so bad that it takes away from the surrounding people’s Rizz.

Jaden has Negative Rizz! Kylie had to leave because he scared her friend.

Negative Rizz by Orcascore November 23, 2022