muddy stump 

verb : to put your buttcheeks on a persons face with their nose in your buttcrack and fart on the tip of their nose while they are asleep or passed out.

noun : a fart placed on the tip of someone's nose while they are asleep or passed out

Jon's fast asleep...I'm going to muddy stump him.
I gave Jon a muddy stump.

muddy stump by davekriz January 19, 2008

Muddy Slipslide 

The act of performing anal sex, when the girl is getting mud butt. and you continue to have anal sex.

OH MY GOD WHATS THAT SMELL!!!

Me and my girlfriend did the muddy slipslide

Muddy Slipslide by Micheal Loren Brown February 9, 2010

muddy scudders 

In a dream i had.. I enter one of those classic cowboy saloons.Piano player on the right.Bar a few paces ahead.And to the left, the staircase to the whores.I go upstairs and start to get in a bed with a beautiful woman and she pulls her panties up to reveal a gravy like slop and proclaims,"I've got the Muddy Scudders". End of dream.---I've never heard it before in waking life.Had to post.

She's got the muddy scudders! Stay away from Gravy Stacey.

muddy scudders by T.$. November 30, 2016

Maddy Sweet 

She's absolutely fucking gorgeous. Her eyes, her everything. Maddy is the sweetest person you ever will meet. She is like a goddess standing before you. Anyone who meets her is very lucky she is quite the gem. She has a beautiful smile and just a wonderful personality. Even when Maddy isn't trying, she still looks like a model. But one thing about Maddy Sweet is that she is completely obsessed with the action of smacking her ass.

Dude1: Damn look at that hot girl bro!
Dude2: Watch out dude she is Maddy Sweet.
Dude1: So what?
Dude2: She is way out of your league, you're lucky if she even smiles at you.

Maddy Sweet by DaddyM;) September 3, 2018

muddy surprise 

When you have diarhea and a friends sleeping, you stick your butt cheeks so your butthole is in contact with their nose. Then you shit out all into their nose and face, giving them a muddy surprise.

Jerry got owned when i gave him a muddy surprise last night. Of course being him, he enjoyed it.

muddy surprise by Johneeee November 23, 2006

Muddy Skunk 

The "muddy skunk" is when you have a black girl, prefferably 250 lbs or more, on all fours, then put a skinny, pale, white girl on the black girl's back and do both of them in the ass until a muddy trail connects the two.

skunk muddy muddy skunk

Muddy Skunk by mickeyskunk August 31, 2011

muddy shoes 

When a girl is sleeping, you come over to her house and shit in her shoes so that when she wakes up and puts them on, she'll have muddy shoes.

"ahhhhhh girvinvanstrangel, i've got muddy shoes

muddy shoes by mike solok November 10, 2006