MertiePoo 

The coolest dumbass you can find. He will say the most stupid stuff and thinks he's the coolest person even though he is actually the last person people want to hang out with. He is secretly great in bed with your mom but calls himself a virgin. He has ligma and gave it to everyone at the school. He spent his life doing nothing but playing games.

Stupid little girl: OMG! Is that a MertiePoo, ewwwww.
Mega Chad: He probably slept with your mom :)

MertiePoo by MertieCock May 14, 2021

Beatus Meatiosis 

Once cast, this spell results in an instantaneous erection lasting no longer than two hours. Please consult with your doctor before performing such a spell.

As Harry entered her chamber, he then cast "Beatus Meatiosis". The day was short but the night was long.

Beatus Meatiosis by Page1of3 May 13, 2013

Big meanie 

The worst insult ever, it's even worse than the legendary "I'm not gonna let you play with my legos"

Bobby: "Haha suck dick billy"
Billy: "you're a big meanie"
Bobby: *fucking disintegrates*

Big meanie by Chad Bob August 9, 2020

Hamilton Meathead 

The kind of guy that is super proud to be a "grill master". Owns every kind of grill known to mankind, knows every cut of meat and what it is best for what. Posts pictures of grilled meat all over Instagram. However, the meathead also likes to drink while grilling and doesn't notice his expensive grill is on fire.

Look at Ryan, that Hamilton Meathead hasn't noticed his Traeger is in flames!

Should we tell him?
Nah!

Hamilton Meathead by M. Peaches November 9, 2020

meanie 

someone who:

- annoys you for their enjoyment
- enjoys the suffering of others
- bullies
- teases
- insults
- physically abuses you
- your older/younger brother/sister
- your stepmom/dad
- king.

king is a meanie, he called me a ho'

meanie by better than youuuuuu December 28, 2005

meanieface 

F ive year old insult that is pretty serious, if your five years old

"Daddy that man is a meanie face" "Where is he i'll kill that meanieface!!!!!"

meanieface by Homasmhitz April 27, 2006

Meatism 

An overpowering addiction to meat derived scent, symptoms include the need to carry meat on ones person at all times and to frequently smell this meat.

"did you just see that man sniffing his meat? thats the worst case of meatism i have ever seen"

Meatism by Mad Dog Jay January 30, 2008