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Cyber Looser

A person who spends so much time on a computer/online that they have totally lost touch with reality and have lost all there social skills.
Chris: Hey Rob, ya wana go grab a burger and a beer?
Rob: Naw, I cant cuz my Chicken Parmesan in Cafe World/FaceBook Is guna be ready in a 1/2 hour.
Chris: Wow, you'd rather do that than hang out with me?
Rob: Yup..!
Chris: WOW dude! I never realized that you were sutch a "Cyber Looser"
Cyber Looser by chriskola January 5, 2010

pussy make looser 

a dildo like toy that is designed to make the tightest of all pussies and anus to become loose. It is inserted into the vagina or anus and is pumped full of air. It expands very fast and stretches the pussy or anus to an unfathomable looseness. Enjoy!
This pussy make looser made my pussy real loose!
pussy make looser by Jason March 25, 2003

iPhone Taxi Looser 

Everybody who lost or forget their iPhones in Taxi's and never get them back.
Alex: Raz... what's wrong frate?

Oh... frate... I am an iPhone Taxi Looser!

The Taxi-Gipsy-Driver (TGD) said that he hasn't find anything... he is a liar!

Sam: Oh frate... you are really an iPhone Taxi Looser...
iPhone Taxi Looser by nuklearstephon September 23, 2010

Libation Looser 

1. A person or group of people that can't find a new place to have drink or have a bite to eat in a major metropolitan area.
We are libation loosers. You know we are going to end up at the same place so let's not go through the list of places to go.

phone looser

One who always looses their cell phone.
Chad: Why cant Alexis call you tonight?
Gary: Because she's a phone looser!!
phone looser by Gary Meiman April 15, 2008

Or Not Looser 

Term used as the ultimate burn. Can be used to:
1. In the case where sarcasm is necessary, a answer to a question.
2. show disapproval of someone's actions
1. Man, I just know all of the ladies luv me.
-OR NOT LOOSER-

2. (Said while listening to a horrible drummer)OR NOT LOOSER!!