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A Jelly is the SI unit for measuring fun. One Jelly is equal to three smiles.
It was founded by Dr. Joel Schock in 1994, back when the music was still good. It is currently being proposed to be added to the metric system. It mostly likely will not, because it is a slang term.
"Wow that camping trip was fun! It was at least seven Jellies!"

"That concert rocked the house!"
"Heck yeah! Acording to my chart, it was over 9000 jellies!"
"What? 9000!"
Jellies by Tony Grayson January 23, 2009
Urn pah's belly! And dockys.
Damn homie, take a look at urn pah's jellies!
jellies by kevishto March 1, 2005
(plural)
1.Usually referring to authority figures who are not employee or group friendly.

2. Business people who walk around like giant fake dicks.
Thanks to the jillies at my boy's work, his schedule is all honked up.
Jillies by nervespark April 22, 2011

Chest Jellies 

"Woah, Look at the size of her chest jellies"
Chest Jellies by *_Moomin_* April 17, 2008

Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies 

Pre-prepared and irrelevant response posh london mayor once threw in rather than answer a straight question. Skillfully ignored by the people it was aimed at as it was an irrelevant insult and only funny to the 13 year old watching on YouTube 8 years afterwards.
ABJ: "You great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"
Everyone else: "Oh gawd, not that again! please try and come up with something new and relevent as an insult as that wasn't even funny when we were [14..."
Glops of blood that come out of a pussy when a girl has her period
The girl had realized that her jellies were laying in her bed after her period
Jellies by Matt Andersonlol April 4, 2008