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jimmy john's challenge 

When you order Jimmy John's and try to masturbate before they deliver your sandwich to the door.
I lost the Jimmy John's challenge again yesterday. Twice in a row I answered the door with a boner.

Jimmy Butler's son 

Me
Random guy: yo is that jimmy butler's son!

Me: yup that's 🧑🏾

Day old Jimmy John's bread

What your genitals smell like after not taking a shower for 3 days
My dick smells like that day old Jimmy John's bread

StuCo Slammy Jammy 

Also known as a “StuCo Slam”, this is when an individual is elected onto Student Council five years in a row and serves as Grade 8 Rep, Grade 9 Rep, Grade 10 Rep, Vice President (when in Grade 11) and President (when in Grade 12). Very rare and difficult to do, but an immense honour.
Person 1: “Whoa! Indie is so cool!”
Person 2: “Yeah she is! Did you hear that she completed a StuCo Slammy Jammy?”
Person 3: “No way! That is super impressive!!”

Space Jammy 

When a video has a lot of space jam
Sans:Yo this video is Space Jammy
Papyrus: Lola bunny is hot

Sans: I thought you were gay
Space Jammy by Chookie718 May 26, 2020

Jimmy, that's not a penis 

A common English phrase, used when nothing else can be said, often in awkward silences.
Man 1 "My wife died one year ago today." Man 2 "...... Jimmy, that's not a penis"