Approach invitation 

A term used in the seduction community. Approach invitation is best defined as a sign that a woman is interested in a man, and she wants him to approach her. Approach invitations come in many ways. They include prolonged eye contact, being unnecessary close to the man in particular, unnecessary hair touching/tossing, loud talking/laughing when near. In other words, the woman is trying to get his attention in a subtle, or not so subtle way. Approach invitations don't last forever though, the woman might get frustrated when her invitation is ignored after a short amount of time, and she will give up. The man needs to recognize these signs and approach her fast.

"James, stop standing against the bar like a police officer! Can't you see that HB over there that keeps glancing over to you and tossing her hair like crazy. She's giving you a massive approach invitation. Go talk to her and make her happy while you still can, you blind idiot."

Approach invitation by pua supreme August 21, 2009

Imitation Nigger 

The white kids you see in rich towns wearing flat-brimmed baseball caps and listening to rap, while speaking like all the "gangster" black people they see on TV. Most have never seen a black person in real life.

the white kid who dated the asian kid's sister in the movie "Gran Torino" was an imitation nigger

Imitation Nigger by puffincat June 24, 2009

anal invitation

A type of incense, the smell of which, when lit, causes a womans asshole to open up slightly, thus making it easier to sodomize her.

My girlfriend was afraid to try anal sex, so I lit some Anal Invitation and her asshole opened up and invited me in for a world of anal delights.

anal invitation by carydog February 18, 2009

Imitation Big Mac 

The sexual activity of smearing ketchup,big mac sauce or mustard on the reciepient's ass cheeks until getting desired distribution. Then the ass is eaten by the other person involved in the Big Mac. Additonally, the ass cheeks can be licked off as well.

This position is also known as "The Don Gorske

Her ass was looking so thick dude, I had now choice than to give it the Imitation Big Mac.

Imitation Big Mac by AN0SEater March 19, 2020

Wedding Invitation

Noun - a formal request, often mailed,that is sent to friends/family to ask for their presence at a ceremony of matrimony. Distrubution of cheap wedding invitaions may result in Funeral Invitaions for the "licker" of the envelopes.

WARNING: May be fatal if a descent amount of money is spent to insure a good/non-toxic adhesive for the envelopes

Newman: Look! Today I got George's wedding invitation!
Krammer: Yeah, too bad Susan's dead because George wanted to save money.

Wedding Invitation by DanielHut April 1, 2008

Secondary Invitation 

When a friend invites you to a certain event that they were invited to, but you were not.

Hey, do you want to go to Jack's bonfire with me?

Is that a secondary invitation?

Secondary Invitation by OJneg May 31, 2010

rhetorical invitation 

When you invite someone but don't expect/want them to respond positively.

I saw my ex at Starbucks yesterday, and she had the guts to extend me a rhetorical invitation to her wedding.

rhetorical invitation by tinmandespot March 28, 2015